just a heads up:
i have a feeling this may be taken as somewhat controversial but that’s not my intention. this has nothing to do with homo-phobia or anything in that realm. it has everything to do with delusional people. i only preface that with this cause anytime a person speaks frankly about this kinda subject, inevitably, someone will mistake it for something it isn’t. i’d also like to mention i’m not talking about transvestites. i know the pic above may be confusing but be assured, this is a blog about transexual people. so yeah. keep that in mind.
i grew up in the west village. about a block away from the highest populated gay block in america (that is christopher street, for those of you keeping score at home). i’ve never had issues with gay folks beyond thinking it was inappropriate when some of them hit on me when i was 11. but you know who i do have issues with? motherfuckin’ trannies…But my issue isn’t that i’m grossed out by it or i’m offended by their lifestyle. not at all. my issue is that they’re delusional lunatics. “i’m a woman in a mans body”…no, your not…you’re just a gay guy with a fucked up identity crisis. here are some truths: you were born a man. you were born with a penis and balls. you were very likely born homosexual. beyond that, whatever your fucked up brain is telling you, it’s lying. it’s not different to me then when a white kid thinks he’s black. neither will ever truly understand what it’s like to be those people they wish to be cause they simply aren’t. hey trannie, call me when you get your period and have a baby. not to mention, when your’e a trannie, if you insist on “being” a woman, you gotta realize you’re a freakishly deformed woman at best. you are not “fierce”. you’re “gruesome”.
the funny shit is it’s usually the most manly mohterfuckers walking around looking like football players in skirts. like a really buff black guy who happens to have a vagina. and that trannie voice! ughghghghghghgh….i hear that low trying to be high pitch and i get shivers.
i try and wrap my hear around the logic of trannies…ok, you wanna be a woman. no dice. nature fucked you. so you banana split you cock and turn it inside out. word. you take estrogen and get horrific fake tits. now, you’re a “woman”, even though your “vagina” probably looks like it was shaved with a chainsaw, you’re pretty content. you’re womenness ends there. sure, buy some clothes but you’ll never have any other real female qualities. so now, you go and try and fuck some straight guys. you know who else likes fucking straight guys (aside from straight women)? pretty much every gay guy. and , interestingly enough, a lot of them do, in fact , fuck straight guys (that’s a whole other discussion). so, my point is, skip the genital mutilation and just be you. a gay guy who wishes he was a girl but has the sense to think “hmm…that might be a little unrealistic.” there’s no shame in that.
in the last 5 years trannies have stepped their game up…more then once i’ve been walking behind a girl or seen one from far away and was like “daaaaamn, she looks like a video hoe…” then, upon a slightly closer look i hear the trannie voice and see the trannie face. it’s a very weird feeling but it happens more and more. luckily for trannies, there are an abundance of dudes out there who are straight and will knowingly overlook your adams apple to get some head in a meat market alleyway. kudos to you pretty trannie! i look forward to seeing you at age 60 when you’re a horrifying pile of confused skin. foresight is a bitch.
with all this said,i actually do believe that these people have the right to do whatever they want. it’s their body. i would never say otherwise. just like i have the right to think they’re illogical and insane dipshits.