A while back, I did a post called “Ask me about old hip hop” where basically anyone who wanted my opinion on any old rap could ask me what I think. It went over pretty well so I wanna try something a little different. While the majority of the people reading this only know me as some dickhead that makes beats, I bet you didn’t know I was also a home schooled psychologist/street sociologist. By “home schooled” , I mean I have no formal background in anything remotely related to “learning” but I do actually give pretty good advice.
Allow me to give you my…umm…”credentials”:
1)Everyone one of my girlfriends friends asks me for advice (concerning men/dating).
2)Contrary to what you may read on this blog on a regular basis, I’m fairly even handed. And honest.
3)I’m a master at avoiding awkward situations and can pass that knowledge onto you.
4)I love hearing fucked up shit and , because of this, you can trust that you will have my full attention.
Impressive list, huh? Yeah. I think so too. My mom is proud.
So, Ask away. Anything. Keep in mind, I’ll be much better at relationship advice then, say, mechanic advice. So let’s try to keep it in that realm.
Also, Be detailed. Remember, I don’t know you. If you’re describing a person , I need to know at least a basic personality type. Don’t only tell me half the story. This is one time where I’d actually like people to write a lot in the comments box (where as, normally, I stop reading if it’s longer than two sentences).
For each question, I will be giving a snarky answer and a real answer (unless it’s a snarky question in which it will be answered appropriately). That way, everyone is happy (Again, even handed like a motherfucker). Also, let’s try to avoid super depressing topics. This is for fun and I’m in no position to tell you how to get off meth and get you’re baby back from those guys that took her.
So, ask away (in the comments section). The doctor is IN.