I hooked up with Riff Raff Part 3


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You know, I honestly didn’t think this would go this far. I thought interviewing people who had hooked up with the elusive Riff Raff was something that would pass. Well, it turns out, the man keeps himself quite busy and there are people out there who wanna talk about it. To be frank, I feel whatever has needed to be said about the man has been said and , the more of the these I do, the creepier they get but I’m also not going to ignore them.
So , to Recap what’s going on here, Riff Raff is an enigma. He’s a southern white rapper who’s taken the world by storm. You either love him, hate him or you’re simply fascinated that he exists. I’m part of that latter group. While I don’t think I could ever listen to an album by him, I’d be lying if I said he wasn’t an interesting fellow. A while back, a friend of mine put me in contact with two girls who had hooked up with him. As a means to get a deeper look into a person that is such a mystery to the media, I anonymously asked these two girls about their special times with Riff Raff. I never met the girls , in fact, I don’t even know their names. I only know they did what they did and were willing to talk about. Well, it’s happened again. This time via a different source (Thanks, mystery bro!). So, cause I don’t know if I plan to do more of these, I’m just gonna post both questionnaires at once. Thanks to the girls who took the time to answer and, as always, these are THEIR perspectives of what happened. I’m sure Riff might give a different perspective all together so take it all with a grain of salt. I’m in no way saying either of these ladies are full of shit (why would they be? This was completely anonymous) but it’s only fair to acknowledge there are two sides to every story.
Okay, with that out of the way, let’s get into these interviews…

How did you meet Riff Raff?
I met riff raff at my birthday party.

Were you attracted to him when you met him?
No way. I was trying to hook up with some one else.

Who was the aggressor , in terms of flirting and things escalating to a sexual level?

He actually initiated the flirting when me and my friend dropped him off his house.

Is Riff Raff Charming?

if charming means playing only his own music while sniffing coke then yes his charming .

Was any part of sleeping with Riff Raff doing it because there’s something funny about being able to say you had sex with Riff Raff?

lol the fact he had his own music video playing in the background and he was watching it as he was going inside me.

Did he break out of character at any point? If so, when and how?

riff raff is riff raff ALL THE TIME

I feel as if most men are most honest and vulnerable post orgasm. Would you say this was true of Riff Raff?

no this is false with riff

Were drugs and alcohol involved in your personal time with Riff Raff? if so, what?

yes drinking and a lot of cocaine

Did you enjoy sleeping with Riff Raff? Any regrets?

no I didn’t really enjoy sleeping with him and my regret was sleeping with him.

Would you do it again?
never

After it was all said and done, what is your take on Riff Raff, as a man? Good guy? Misunderstood genius? Retarded clown?

his pretty misunderstood I would only be able to have him as a friend after this.

That was brief and to the point, huh? This next one is slightly more detailed and there’s a bonus story in there about a threesome with Mac miller. Score!

Where did you meet Riff Raff?
I met Riff Raff via Twitter, he followed me, then I followed him, and we exchanged numbers, I lived in Miami at the time, He lives in North Hollywood, I told him I was moving back soon, he said we should hang.

Were you attracted to him?
In my honest opinion, hes a good looking dude if you can look past the hair and the clothes.
There was somewhat of an attraction.

Who was the aggressor , in terms of flirting and things escalating to a sexual level?

He was definitely the aggressor, he’s more into white girls though, to be completely honest I feel like he initiated the sexual stuff because he felt like that was what he was supposed to do.

Is Riff Raff Charming?

He is definitely charming, lots of compliments, and hes really sweet and chill, at least the few times we hung out that’s how he acted with me.

Was any part of sleeping with Riff Raff doing it because there’s something funny about being able to say you had sex with Riff Raff? 

Honestly, I slept with Riff Raff because he’s Riff Raff, but I love what he is, I feel like that’s really him, and if it isn’t, he’s the biggest troll since LIL B. TYBG.

Have you slept with other “famous” people before? If so, care to expand on that? any funny stories?

I’ve slept with Malcom McCormick, aka Mac Miller, I was there for his 21′st birthday party/MTV filming.
My friends and I set up the whole thing, made the Balloons, set up the drinks, everything, my friend we’ll call her “chloe” was dating him at the time, she was his “side chick” and he told her to invite girls, because we do porn, and he assumed we knew lots of girls, and it’d be a super dope party with pornstars.
Little did he know, that girls in porn don’t get along, so she invited me, and I invited one other girl I got to know from porn.
It was a wild night, we were at the Palms in Vegas, Hugh Hefner suite, 2 stories, infinity pool, the works, personal bartender, everything, drugs, all kinds of drugs, drugs for days.
Girl I invite gets super fucked up off of Marijuana, how, I don’t know, I get annoyed, stop talking to her, because I have a short temper, just hang out with “Chloe” for the rest of the night, he asks if we want to get in the pool, we do, “chloe” and I are in the pool with Malcolm and Jimmy (his bffff) and Jimmy tries to make move on me, I don’t respond because I didn’t want it to be filmed, he dives into pool and tries to sneak up on me and I kick him on accident, oops, get embarrassed, Jimmy leaves pool, I’m third wheel in pool, Malcolm and “chloe’ are making out super awkward, they start fucking, didn’t want to leave pool because it was heated and outside was cold, stood my ground, “chloe” turns to me and asks me to go over there, and gives me this look that says “let’s have fun” we all look at each other, Malcolm grabs me and kissed me, we start fucking, MTV was filming the whole time, didn’t really care at this point, I was drunk, and high as shit, and I like “chloe”, he tells MTV to stop filming, we go upstairs into this room with a spinning bed, have an awesome threesome, end of story.

Did he break out of character at any point? If so, when and how?

Riff never broke out of character, he’s really chill when not surrounded by tons of people.

I feel as if most men are most honest and vulnerable post orgasm. Would you say this was true of Riff Raff?

after orgasm, he was the same, chill, just really stoned cause we smoked Marijuana, and we were all tired, I wanted to leave, so we did, I had a threesome with Riff Raff too, I wasn’t that into the girl that was there so I didn’t really enjoy it.

Did you enjoy sleeping with Riff Raff? Any regrets?
Would you do it again?

I enjoyed him, but not her, it was fun and all, but she’s not my type.
I would definitely do it again.

After it was all said and done, what is your take on Riff Raff, as a man? Good guy? Misunderstood genius? Retarded clown? 

I feel as if he’s pretty much himself, and very misunderstood, nothing he does is to harm anyone, he lives his life the way he wants to, and a lot of people envy that because they wish they could do the same.

Well, there you have it. I can’t imagine anyone needs to know more about what it’s like to hook up with Riff Raff at this point. I think we all get the picture guys! Thanks to those who contributed.

12 thoughts on “I hooked up with Riff Raff Part 3

  1. “I feel as if most men are most honest and vulnerable post orgasm” did not resonate with any of these ladies at all. You still standing by that statement?

    • Nope. At laast not how it stands. But I think I mis-phrased it. Maybe I’m weird but I’ve always felt all pretense is gone once that nut is busted. Meaning, the real person might come out. All the bullshit a guy might feed a girl throughout a night in order to get into her pants comes to a head and then you’re left with a dude who might actually be honest for a moment. So, I asked that question hoping that , perhaps, Riff Raff, post ejaculation, had a human moment or even flipped the switch into a guy who just wants to leave. Something. I was really just digging into the after glow of this sex which, by all accounts, was some groupie jump off shit.

      • Ok I understand what you were getting at now with pretense and also yeah, that it was just a way of leading into a question. I understood ‘honest’ but not ‘vulnerable’ before when I read it. The second word makes me think of a guy who just lost his mom..finding a lump somewhere, etc….not a guy who just got laid!

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  3. He resonates with real bitches but the star fucking soulless white girls can’t really be reached by any dick in the face of the earth.

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