Demo Reviews Vol. 24

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Whattup.
It’s been two weeks so it’s once again time for me to bring out the demo reviews. These are demos sent in by readers for me to put under a microscope and judge. That’s how this works. I’m am not currently accepting submissions so please don’t send me any. a few of you have been over the last few weeks and I didn’t even open the emails. When it’s time for more submissions, you will be notified. Until then, I got enough to last me another month or so.
Anyway, the review work like so: I do a brief write up on my thoughts on the song then rate the song in these categories from 1-10
Production:

Vocals:

Listenability:

Originality:

Don’t forget to vote for your favorite at the bottom. It’s crucial , as the winner of every week wins the huge prize of not being the worst demo of that week.
This weeks batch is actually pretty decent. In particular, the rap songs. I’m as shocked as you are. Let’s get into it…

artist:Rodrigo Sena
Song:Pocket Summer


You know those cd’s they sometimes give have in boutique hotel rooms full of electronic music? This sounds like it should be on one of those. It’s well done and put together nicely but it still sounds like music I’d hear while eating sushi. Which is not exactly a diss cause my music sure as hell gets played in sushi restaurants.
This isn’t really my bag but I’m not mad at it. In particular , I thought the drum sounds were better than song slike this typically have, so that’s a plus.
Production:
5 out of 10
Vocals:
n/a
Listenability:
4.5 out of 10
Originality:4 out of 10

Artist:Playboy Smooth
Song:Ideas


Before even listening to the music…the name. There’s a rapper named “Young Thug”. This name rivals that for least creative moniker ever. But that’s neither here nor there…let’s listen to the music.
Good drums sounds and the synth sound is tight too. But this just sounds like a one note beat that goes into a break that doesn’t exactly match up that great with the initial part then goes into a third part that also doesn’t match up that well. Basically , it’s three separate beats played off as “changes” in the song. I’m not mad at any part but, as a whole, I dunno if it makes sense.
Production:
4.5 out 10
Vocals:
n/a
Listenability:
4 out of 10
Originality:4.5 out of 10

Artist:DC King of Hearts
Song:GCS


This is one of those demos that is almost dope. The rapper is decent (definitely showing signs of someone who could be very good) but the beat is so lo-fi and cheap sounding it kinda sets everything back. I even like the samples but the mixing and drums just suck. If this was refined, it would be pretty dope.
Production:
3 out of 10
Vocals:
5.5 out of 10
Listenability:
4 out of 10
Originality:4 out of 10

Artist:Butter Pretzels
Song:Beer


This is a known loop, right? I know I’ve heard it before. so, with that, I’d like to stress to all people who submit, I don’t want your mixtape joints over other peoples beats. I want all original shit.
As for the song, the beat is already suspect (though the loops are surely dope). The first rapper is cool. Lighthearted shit. The rapper seems comfortable and confident. Kinda reminds me of Ugly Duckling. Which is not what your average white rapper wants to hear but, hey , it is what it is.

The second rapper is kinda like the jokey white Casual. I like his voice.
Overall, this song is , against all odds, pretty enjoyable.
Production:
Somewhere between a 1 and 4.5 (depending on if they actually made this ebat or not)
Vocals:
5.5 out of 10
Listenability:
6 out of 10
Originality:2 out of 10

Artist:Suddle
Song:Stellar

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Shout out to this dude for not allowing people to embed his song. Get it together, bro.
This beat is dope. Straight up. It’s solid all around.It’s got a 90′s vibe to it but without sounding like it’s pandering to that era. Cool, subtle layers and changes. Definitely one of the best rap beats I’ve ever gotten.
The rapping is okay. He’s 100% capable and has a nice presence. While he doesn’t exactly set himself apart from most other decent rappers, if all his beats are like this, it won’t matter.
Production:
7 out of 10
Vocals:
4.5 out of 10
Listenability:
5.5 out of 10
Originality:4 out of 10

Artist:Jermsicle
Song:LOUD


Have I gotten this demo before? Or do I just get one like it every week? Only the beholder knows. This my weekly “bad synth sound coupled with bad drums sounds an added bonus of a strange ear for non-harmonious instruments” Submission. It wouldn’t be a demo review without at least one!
Production:
2 out of 10
Vocals:
n/a
Listenability:
2 out of 10
Originality:3 out of 10

Artist:SMRT
Song: Sleepwalking

This beat is some Enya trap shit. It’s interesting. Definitely would probably sound good if I were on heroin. The drums are a little quiet but, otherwise, no complaints.
The rapper is almost dope. He’s still a little uncomfortable on the mike but has moments of fluidity that show he’s almost there. It’s definitely one of those stream of consciousness type flows…Almost Das Racist-esque.
Production:
5 out of 10
Vocals:
4.5 out of 10
Listenability:
5 out of 10
Originality:4.5 out of 10

Artist:Outer Demons
Song: Darkanova Starlines


This half works and half is a complete disaster. But, more than anything, WHY? Why take one of the most famous loops of all time and add live instruments to it? That song exists already and it’s by Isaac Hayes. This just seems like it didn’t need to be made. If you have the musical skill and the instruments, don’t waste your time with shit like this. It’s not moving anybody forward.
Production:
3 out of 10
Vocals:
n/a
Listenability:
3 out of 10
Originality:3 out of 10

Artist: Sankofa
Song:21 choices


This is fine. Nothing special, not terrible. The beat is kinda boring but well made. The rapping is okay. I don’t love the voice and flow but the lyrics are solid. It reads to me as a dude who’s been doing it for a while and found his lane. Not a naturally skilled rapper but hard work has got him to this point.
Production:
4 out of 10
Vocals:
5 out of 10
Listenability:
4.5 out of 10
Originality:4 out of 10

Artist:Crispus Attacks
Song: George W. bush sets sail for the grey heavens


That feedback-y sound in the beginning sounds like a bird being slowly murdered. Depending on what you’re into, that could make or break this song for you. I’m not much into bird murder sounds so I dunno if this is really my cup of tea. This is slow and abrasive. It does change quite a bit and some of the changes are better than others. I feel as if some of you will like this more than I do cause it is well executed. Which is good. But, personally, I’ll pass.
Production:
4.5 out of 10
Vocals:
n/a
Listenability:
3 out of 10
Originality:5 out of 10

Which demo do you like the most?

Demo Reviews Vol. 23

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Not gonna lie to you. This week of submissions was preeeeeetty rough. Lots of stinkers up in here. I hope that doesn’t dissuade you from peeping them though. Actually, who knows? For ever person who reads this earnestly with hopes of hearing some cool unknown artist, I’d imagine there’s a few people who simply check it out just to laugh at the musical attempts of others. While you second group are kinda assholes , I understand.
Anyway, in case you’re new to this column, this is where I have readers send me in their music and I review it. so, you know, they asked for it.
If you’re one of those people who , for some reason, wants this to happen to you, I’m afraid the submissions are closed. I’ve got a full queue of songs I still haven’t reviewed so it’ll be a while until I accept new ones. In fact, I’ve been getting submissions from people this past week and I want them to know: I didn’t listen to them. Gotta follow those rules, guys!
So, the reviews are pretty much a brief write up and then I rate the songs on a scale of 1-10 in these categories:
Production:

Vocals:

Listenability:

Originality:

Sounds fun, right? Well, put on your helmet…it’s about to get ugly.

Artist: Mr Boinkin Vs Kritpamystik
Song: Remind the blinded


I will say this. There are a group of people who will LOVE this song. I am not one of them but there is a market for this. Mostly people who are wearing wool hats with political messages on them. The beat is pretty good (though a bit sappy for my taste).
The vocals are also not bad but a little corny. I’d say my biggest issue with the song is that it’s all over the place. Like, what’s going on here? some short vocals, then another instrumental break then that clip of the dude shouting out people? It needs some editing and organization.
Production:
5 out of 10
Vocals:
4.5 out of 10
Listenability:
3.5 out of 10
Originality:4 out of 10

Artist: Train of Thought
song: Are you kidding me


This beat reminds me of some very basic mid 90′s album cut shit. Like half of Big L’s first album had beats similar to this. Now, if you’re into that, then this is great but I always thought those kinda tracks were pretty boring. That said, they execute it well so I’m not mad at it. The rapping just isn’t there yet. Not terrible but lacking any sort of personality that might set it apart from other rappers.
Production:
4 out of 10
Vocals:
4 out of 10
Listenability:
4.5 out of 10
Originality:3.5 out of 10

Artist: Pop Gun War
Song: The Magicians


At first I thought this beat was kinda cheap sounding. The drum sounds were fairly amateur but, listening deeper, I seems like that’s what they were going for. There’s some interesting musical things going on but it’s not a pleasurable listen and kinda sloppy (in the sense that it doesn’t really go anywhere). The rapping? It sounds like the MC is actively working to stay on beat. In other words, it’s lacks a natural flow to it. It’s not off beat at all though, it’s just like the dude is not there yet in his comfort level behind the mic.
Production:
4.5 out of 10
Vocals:
3.5 out of 10
Listenability:
3.5 out of 10
Originality:5 out of 10

Artist: Vybemode
Song: Un Holy Shit


Well, that was kind of annoying. I get where the artist is trying to go with this. He wants some heavy, epic shit. Problem is every sound he uses isn’t epic. It’s like if you switched out every sound on this song with a better , heavier sound, it would probably achieve what the artist had intended. Also, I fucking hate this kinda music in general so I’m the wrong guy to be reviewing it. The “hail satan” vocal drop did crack me up a little though…
Production:
2.5 out of 10
Vocals:
N/A
Listenability:
2 out of 10
Originality:3 out of 10

Artist: Defi(g)nition Feat. Holy Omen
Song: Sinister Turnstile


First off, that name…you GOTTA change it. Throwing a parenthetical “g” in the middle of your name is just obnoxious.
So, as for the music, the beat is something I’d hear in my nightmares. Loud, abrasive and just not at all something I’d wanna listen to. The rapping is…well…foreign. This is well worn territory here but I have trouble taking stuff like this very seriously. If it was in a different language, i’d be clueless and give it a pass but hearing english rapped in a thick accent is just strange to me.
Production:
1.5 out of 10
Vocals:
2 out of 10
Listenability:
2 out of 10
Originality:2.5 out of 10

Artist: Ayentee
Song: Time Line


Seriously, after all these extra rough demos I’ve heard this week, this one is like a breath a fresh air. From the well crafted , sampled track to the capable rapping. I see the clouds are opening up. So, I feel like I’m reviewing this by comparison.
But, if I may step back from it, the beat is dope as fuck. It definitely is one of those rap songs that’s tipping it’s hat to some 90′s hip hop. No new ground being broke here but it’s nothing if not solid.
Production:
6 out of 10
Vocals:
5.5 out of 10
Listenability:
6.5 out of 10
Originality:3 out of 10

Artist: Right Star
Song: 1986


In the beginning, this has a nostalgic feel to it. Like it’s christmas morning in boringtown. Sorry, I had to. It’s not that bad. It takes a strange turn halfway that I’m not really sure matches up well with the first part. They seem like two different moods being kinda forced into each other. Also, for a song that, when you break it down, is really not that eventful, it’s WAY too long. This could have been edited down to 2.50 minutes and it wouldn’t have lost anything.
Production:
4 out of 10
Vocals:
N/A
Listenability:
4 out of 10
Originality:3.5 out of 10

Artist: On Parchment
Song: Lost it once


*sigh*
It’s been a rough week of demo’s with similar flaws. Annoying beats (though, this beat is way less annoying than some of the others I’ve listened to this week) and rappers who are not bad but just don’t seem like it’s in the nature to be rapping. The second guy on this hits some flows that are decent but then he also gets sloppy at other parts. I relate to that cause that was kinda how I rapped when I used to rap. My favorite part of the whole song is the musical/singing break between the verses and the hook. More of that.
Production:
3.5 out of 10
Vocals:
4 out of 10
Listenability:
3.5 out of 10
Originality:4 out of 10

Artist: Josh E
Song: Eve


There’s some interesting sample work in this. Very bugged out and leaning in an interesting direction. The only problem is the drums. They are straight up bad. The kick is okay but every other sound is a really bad factory setting sound. Get new drums sounds and you’ll be onto something good for sure.
Production:
4 out of 10
Vocals:
n/a
Listenability:
5 out of 10
Originality:4.5 out of 10

Artist: Sam seed the shaggy dog
Song: Weird show


I like and hate things about this demo. I like the sample. I like the rappers basic vibe on the mike. He’s got a personality. I hate the drums and the mix. I don’t hate the rappers lyrics or flow, but they’re not great. He’s definitely a style of substance kinda rapper (at least for the time being). I could see him getting much better with time if he gets a little focus.
Production:
4 out of 10
Vocals:
4.5 out of 10
Listenability:
4 out of 10
Originality:3.5 out of 10

Which demo is your favorite?

Demo Reviews Vol. 22

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Oh boy! More demos!
yup, it’s that time again. you sent me your demos and I told you I’d review them. Well, I’m a man of my word. This is a wacky bunch this week. Including a few pretty decent demos, a rock song and something that I hope was sent to me by mistake.
If you’re a person reading this , wondering if and how you can send me a demo to review, I’m afraid I have bad news for you, bro. I’m not accepting submissions for the time being. I got a decent amount still piled up that I have to get through before I can do that. So, hold your head. It still baffles me that anyone would want me to review their demos at this point but, hey, do you. When the time comes, I’ll let you know.
Anyway, the reviews are done like so:
I do a little write up on them and then rate them on a scale of 1-10 in the following categories:
Production:

Vocals:

Listenability:

Originality:

That’s about it…let’s get it started.

Artist: Metropolis
Song: Narcotic emissions

These “wall of noise” beats are typically not my thing. It seemed headed into one direction then flipped into something that sounds like sirens over drums that had no musical relation to the opening sequence (which was the best part). Big flip ups are fine but they have to, in some way, connect. This didn’t do that.
Production:
 3.5 out of 10
Vocals:
N/a
Listenability:
2.5 out of 10
Originality:4 out of 10

Artist: Socrates
Song: Love Lost


This was a pretty creative way to use the “scratching a sample” effect(That’s all I can think to call it…it’s really just someone fucking with a fader). It all layers well and the song keeps evolving nicely. My only critique would be to drop out the scratching out a tiny bit earlier. But this is pretty solid all around.
Production:
5.5 out of 10
Vocals:
N/A
Listenability:
5.5 out of 10
Originality:5 out of 10

Artist:Paradox & Sean p
Song: Last time


This is one of those rap song’s that is far from bad but not something that interests me personally. The beat is cool. The rapping is fine (maybe even above average). But, i dunno…this type of song and rapping has been done endlessly at this point (it’s got a very early rhymesayers-ish vibe to it). So, I can definitely see people digging this but it’s just not grabbing me.
Production:
4.5 out of 10
Vocals:
4.5 out of 10
Listenability:
4.5 out of 10
Originality:3 out of 10

Artist: Space age hippie
Song: 24K


This beat is pretty dope. I woulda wanted some harder drums but the loops are catchy and it’s got enough changes throughout that it stays interesting. The raps , while nothing special on any level, are kinda fun. It’s a situation where the whole of the song is better than it’s parts.
Production:
5 out of 10
Vocals:
4 out of 10
Listenability:
6 out of 10
Originality:4 out of 10

Artist:The Young Maths
Song:Errorrs


Oh wow…the rare rock song submission! Well..shit. I don’t know what to do with this. This is way out of my wheelhouse of what I enjoy or would ever listen to. It’s cool? I have no idea. People who send me stuff like this gotta understand, I simply have no frame of reference for this kinda shit. I mean, I know I don’t like it but it’s not really fair for me to grade this review stuff. It would be like a vegan reviewing roast beef. So, rock guys, don’t feel dissuaded by this review. I’m simply not your audience.
Production:
N/A
Vocals:
N/A
Listenability:
2 out 10
Originality:N/A

Artist:IG88
Song: Whatever’s in the way


This sounds like what happens when you mix Frank Ocean and Copywrite. It’s pretty bizarre. The beat is one of those that would never stand alone but it makes sense in the context of the song. The rapper/singer isn’t bad. He’s got a better rap style than he does singing style. But his voice (from both a rapping and singing perspective) is fairly strong. I feel like girls will like this. Which is a good thing for any artist hoping to have a career.
Production:
4.5 out of 10
Vocals:
5 out of 10
Listenability:
5 out of 10
Originality:5.5 out of 10

Artist: Sour Patch
Song: Sour Lemon


WAT?!?!?! Come on , bro. Don’t be an asshole.
Production:
1 out of 10
Vocals:
N/A
Listenability:
-7 out of 10
Originality:N/A

Artist:Stipylobo
Song: Roots


*sigh* There is nothing wrong with this song. It’s perfectly palatable and inoffensive but it also doesn’t really need to exist either. I could pick apart nuances of ths but it’s not really about that. This is that middling kinda instrumental music whose purpose i just can’t really wrap my head around. Like I said, it’s not bad or offensive…i just wonder who is gonna sit around and listen to it and under what circumstances. I’m not trying to be a dick either. I think the majority of instrumental music fits under that umbrella. This is like the musical equivalent to a microwave Macaroni and cheese TV dinner. I’ll eat that shit if I have to but I’d rather not.
Production:
3 out of 10
Vocals:
N/A
Listenability:
3.5 out of 10
Originality:2.5 out of 10

Artist: Simple Devin
Song:Serious angels 2


This is pretty much exactly like the song above but worse. Is there a drug that exists that this kinda music is tailored towards? There has to be cause so many people make stuff like this. On the critical tip, the instrument and drum sounds are pretty low budget. i think some people think that if you put a vocal sample on something it gives it depth and importance when, really, you’re just putting a dude talking over a very mediocre backing track.
Production:
2.5 out 10
Vocals:
N/A
Listenability:
2.5 out of 10
Originality:2 out of 10

Artist:The Bins
Song: Hold on


This is very well made. After a week of submissions of some fairly low quality bedroom recordings, this one seems professionally mixed. The vocal samples are really dope. The transitions are all really smooth. Beyond all the technical aspect, this is a successful feel good song. While that can also be seen as being a little corny, pulling that off is no small feat. Definitely feels like an Avalances song.
Production:
6.5 out 10
Vocals:
n/a
Listenability:
6 out of 10
Originality:5 out of 10

Now, Tell me what you think:

Demo reviews Vol. 21

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Hi everyone. Back again for another round of Demo Reviews. The gift that keeps on giving…and taking.
If you’re new to this part of my blog, this is where readers send in their music for me to review. The point is not for me to shit on their dreams (though that often does happen) but for me to be 100% honest with budding musicians. Like I said, I don’t wanna be an asshole here, just truthful. After all, if you sent me a demo, you’re asking for my opinion. well, you got it!
To those asking about sending demos in, I’m afraid the doors are closed for the time being. I have a lot of submissions left to review so I won’t be taking new ones until this batch is all gone. I’ll definitely alert you when that time comes but , until then, don’t send me anything. If you do, I won’t even open the email.
Anyway, these song are judged as follows: I write a brief review of my thoughts as I listen to the song then grade them on a scale of 1 to 10 in these categories:
Production:

Vocals:

Listenability:

Originality:

Just a heads up, if you get a 5 out of 10, that’s actually decent (comparatively). So don’t be too sad. Okay? great. Let’s do this.

Artist:Adam Selene
Song:History of silence


I honestly have no clue what this dude is saying but judging from the delivery, it’s pretty fucking important. It sounds like he has an accent but, more than that, he’s using that “warlock in a rush” rapping style. I dunno. I’ve reached a point where I can’t really tolerate rapping voices that are too affected. Maybe it’s just me. But stuff like this is hard to sit through.
The beat is as basic as it gets. Classical music sample over non-discript drums. Not offensively bad or anything but very run of the mill. It sounds dated too.
Production:
3.5 out of 10
Vocals:
3.5 out of 10
Listenability:
3 out of 10
Originality:3 out of 10

Artist:Groove Cereal
Song: We could drive all night


This is some stoner shit. By that, I mean it was very likely made by a stoner. I can tell cause the main groove that makes up half the track isn’t even really a groove. It’s a weird sound that, if I was high and heard while making beats, I’d be like “That’s crazy”. Then realize the next day it was just kind of a sound effect that doesn’t work as a center piece of a track. When it eventually does switch up, it’s actually pretty cool. Very mellow. I’d just say to either get to that first switch up earlier or make the first half more interesting. Also, the drum break, while chopped, it’s the substitution break. One of the most used breaks in the history of sampled music.

I think we can stop using that break now.
Production:
4 out of 10
Vocals:
N/A
Listenability:
4.5 out of 10
Originality:4 out of 10

Artist:Jermsicle
Song: Loud


Off the bat, this one is all sorts of pitchy. None of the sounds sound like the should be be playing together. sounds/samples being out of key is probably my biggest peeve ever. That’s a bad look as this is music and things being harmonious tends to be the starting point for most good music (I’m assuming this isn’t a free jazz song). So, yeah…that’s the beginning and end right there.
Production:
2 out of 10
Vocals:
n/A
Listenability:
2 out of 10
Originality:3 out of 10

Artist: Indigo Kids520
Song: for posterity


Definitely a sample I always wanted to fuck with. I kinda wish they had taken it a little farther than just adding a bass line and some tinny drums. The rapping is fine. It’s not particularly interesting but not bad either. Kinda reminds me of a second rate Living legends song. Fun song though just more of a lost opportunity for something beyond that.
Production:
3.5 out of 10
Vocals:
4 out of 10
Listenability:
4.5 out of 10
Originality:3.5 out of 10

Artist: Kev Sez
Song: Jupiter


That is a bugged out beat. Very interesting. Big points for that cause it’s rare i hear a track that doesn’t really sound like anything I’ve heard. The rapper is confident but a little to spoken word-ish for my taste. He’s decent though and I appreciate him trying something different.
Production:
5.5 out of 10
Vocals:
4.5 out of 10
Listenability:
5 out of 10
Originality:5.5 out of 10

Artist:Alan Olvera
Song:Spike


This kinda sounds like those on of those NBA commercials that’s in slow motion, showing a dude drive the lane mad slowly and then it says “NBA: where magic happens” or something like that. It’s dramatic and serves it’s purpose but it’s nothing really new to my ears. Outside of dramatic slow motion, I don’t really know where music like this plays.
Production:
4 out of 10
Vocals:
N/A
Listenability:
5 out of 10
Originality:2 out of 10

Artist: Sm^th
Song:Confetti at the VFW


This builds nicely. The break is awesome too. It’s almost like a song by the Avalanches in how it changes. Nothing major happens most of the time but lots of details are thrown around. Then the big change happens and it seems natural leading into the big closing. Well done.
Production:
6 out of 10
Vocals:
n/a
Listenability:
6 out of 10
Originality:4.5 out of 10

Artist:Ephen Stephens
Song: Primate


Quite a departure from the previous song…Different strokes, i suppose.
While I hate these kind of beats (lazy drums and boring synth sounds seemingly just thrown together) I gotta say, the rapping is pretty good. Someone should remix this or something.
Production:
2 out of 10
Vocals:
5 out of 10
Listenability:
3.5 out of 10
Originality:4 out of 10

Artist: Halp meh!
Song: Conquer.Weak.Defeat.Rejoice.


This beat is kind of a mess. Pick a key and stick with it. It’s not out of tune with itself as much as just meandering aimlessly. Also, the drums are pretty bad as well. The dubstep breakdown isn’t helping anything either. Then again, that’s more of a taste thing with me.
The rapping…it’s white. Very white. I’d go into more detail but “white voice” is easily the most covered topic in “demo reviews”.
Production:
3 out of 10
Vocals:
3 out of 10
Listenability:
2.5 out of 10
Originality:3 out of 10

Artist:Piccolo
song: Rest of your life


This is fine. Nice little jazzy groove. Not much happens beyond that though. I dunno if I’d call this a song as it is just some drums, a loop and a few minor additions. Still, it’s okay for what it is. As always, when I hear a track that’s kinda bare but good like this, I can’t help but think how much better it would be with vocals on it.
Production:
4 out of 10
Vocals:
n/a
Listenability:
4.5 out of 10
Originality:3 out of 10

Now, you tell me what you think…

Demo Reviews Vol. 20

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It’s that time once again for me to review demo’s sent in by you, the readers. I’m feeling under the weather and kinda cranky so, just be warned. But, you know what? A lot of these demo’s would be pretty bad if I felt great so , no excuses. After all, you were all warned as to my reviewing style. We’re in this together.
Anyway, PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME ANY MORE DEMOS. I got enough to last me for a while and I won’t be accepting submissions.
Oh, and to the dude I met in Switzerland who handed me a demo to review, I’m afraid the cd got cracked in my bag. If you got a link, send it over. Sorry about that.
So, each review is basically a paragraph of my thoughts then a number rating from 1-10 in the categories.
Production:

Vocals:

Listenability:

Originality:

If you feel slighted by a 5 out of 10, realize that, in my eyes, anything over a 5 means it’s not terrible. No one has ever gotten an 8. So, take it all with a grain of salt.
So, let’s get into it. May buddah have mercy on your soul.

Artist: Both Bowers
Song: New mind


There’s something very “Group Home” about this. Not in the production but in the rhyming. It’s just very…simplistic.

is this off the dome of something? It’s possible the most rudimentary rapper I’ve ever gotten to review. That’s not a good thing. It’s too bad cause his voice is actually decent. He just sounds like someone who JUST started rapping. The beat is very middle of the road. A good rapper would make it passable but not this dude.
Production:
4 out of 10
Vocals:
3 out of 10
Listenability:
4 out of 10
Originality:3 out of 10

Artist:Astroknot 7
Song:Icing


Oh cool…a beat that never changes and sounds about 1/5th finished. I see that the person is very happy with their sample chopping but I’mma need a LOT more than just that and some drums. A bassline would be a nice start. But even beyond the lack of other parts, the main chop is fairly grating to begin with.
Production:
2.5 out of 10
Vocals:
n/a
Listenability:
3 out of 10
Originality:3 out of 10

Artist: Resident Alien
Song: The Satan


I’m not sure what genre this qualifies for. Whatever it is, I’m not into it. It’s got an intense male on male rape vibe to it. Like this could be the soundtrack to a jail with all the lights off. Again, not really in my wheelhouse so don’t be mad. I simply don’t listen to shit like that.
Production:
3.5 out of 10
Vocals:
n/a (unless the talking counts as vocals, which i don’t think it should)
Listenability:
2.5 out of 10
Originality:3 out of 10

Artist:Truth Clipsy x Caveman the wise
Song: Birthday cake


All this guy wants for his birthday is a big booty hoe. CAN ANYONE GET HIM ONE?!?!!?!
This beat is pretty good. A nice airy vibe to it. The rapping is okay. The singing doesn’t bother me. All that together and you got a decent demo. Compared to the other demo’s thus far, this like hearing De la soul for first time.
Production:
5.5 out of 10
Vocals:
4.5 out of 10
Listenability:
5 out of 10
Originality:4.5 out of 10

Artist: Splatter
song: Melt


Some thugged out Enya shit going on here. It takes some cool turns and is very mellow.
Feels like it made in the rain. Like , literally the dude had an umbrella over his computer. The vibe is that strong. Could use a few more changes to stand alone as a song but it’s pretty good all together.
Production:
5.5 out of 10
Vocals:
n/a
Listenability:
5.5 out of 10
Originality:5 out of 10

Artist: Broken Rope
song: Comb the blades out

https://soundcloud.com/brycebeverlinii/comb-the-blades-out
This is the alternate side of “White voice”. He’s got one but not a bad one. It’s not whiney or nasal. It’s the type of voice that , if he learned how to use it right , it could be pretty good. The thing is, the guy can flow decently but , for some reason, it just kinda sounds like a spoken work poetry. Also, the singing…nah bro. Chill with that.
The beat is kinda just there. Seems like an afterthought.
Production:
3 out 10
Vocals:
4.5 out of 10
Listenability:
4 out of 10
Originality:4 out of 10

Artist: Paraphrase
Song: Prozac Disconnect


People need to embrace that rapping in affected voices (in this case like they’re in Funkdoobiest) will never have staying power.

These guys can kinda flow. I feel like a lot of the flow has to do with how they’re using their voices. I even think there are some good lyrics in here but the flow is so cartoonish they get lost. So, my advice? Rap in whatever voice you talk in. Even if you got a serious case of White Voice, at least you don’t sound like a mediocre rapper from 97. Don’t hide behind an “accent”.
The beat is lame except for that vocal sample. I like that part.
Production:
3.5 out of 10
Vocals:
4 out of 10
Listenability:
4 out of 10
Originality:3.5 out of 10

Artist: Blunts over Everything
Song: Rude Boy


This is scum bag music. I don’t mean that in a bad way. I get the feeling these dudes are bout whatever low life life they’re rapping about. I’m not mad at this. Can’t say I’d wanna peep it again but I also just woke up and have a headache. This is one of those songs that teeters the line between some hard crunkish shit and something a juggalo might make.
The beat is fine. The played out drum break works but the star of it are the little pianos.
Production:
4.5 out of 10
Vocals:
5 out of 10
Listenability:
5 out of 10
Originality:4.5 out of 10

Artist: Power bottom Benjiman butthole button barf fart ect…
Song:unprofessional wrestling


It would appear someone spent more time coming up with a name than focusing on the actual music part. This isn’t terrible. It just kinda is. It sounds like video game music, but during a scene when the hero finds the princess.
Production:
4 out of 10
Vocals:
n/a
Listenability:
4 out of 10
Originality:4 out of 10

Artist: Sanguivorus
Song:Clongono


If you’re gonna make a song based entirely off drums (at least until the 1:30 mark) I would hope the drums sounds would be a little better. These are stock sounds mixed weirdly. The the drops finally happens, it’s pretty underwhelming. This simply isn’t very interesting.
Production:
3 out of 10
Vocals:
n/a
Listenability:
3 out of 10
Originality:3.5 out of 10

So that do you think?

Demo Reviews Vol. 19

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Yo yo! A new edition of Demo Reviews! I’m up in europe writing these reviews so perhaps, this week comes to you with a subtle touch of class that the column normally might be missing.
In case you’re unaware of what this is, I have people who read this blog send me their demos and I give them honest reviews. Keep in kind, no ones arm was twisted, They wanted my feedback.
So, because of that, no butthurtedness allowed. By now people should know that , in general, i’m not easily impressed/have very particular taste so, if I give you a five out of 10, That’s actually not that bad.
I do brief write ups of the tracks and then rate them on a scale of 1-10 in these categories:
Production:

Vocals:

Listenability:

Originality:

And for those curious, I’m not accepting demo submissions at the moment. I have enough to last me well into the summer so please don’t send me any. When i need them, I’ll let you know.

Anyway, let’s check out this weeks batch of tracks, shall we?
Artist:MEDL4
song:Zodiac


This sounds like a good album intro track. Like this would set it off nicely. The sample layering well done. My only issue is that the drums don’t match the intensity of the rest of the beat. It would be way more effective with some booming break or heavy low end behind it.
Production:
5 out of 10
Vocals:
n/a
Listenability:
5 out of 10
Originality:4 out of 10

Artist: D.C.
Song: Damn


This would have been really dope in like 98. The beat is a nice chopped jazzy loop and the rapping is solid for sure but it’s something that’s been done many times. The rapper actually reminds me of a more skilled version of someone who would be in “The arsonists”. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsEcac4jsQY
That said, it’s certainly very listenable and it’s got a nice mood to it. It’s nothing if not inoffensive.
Production:
4.5 out of 10
Vocals:
5 out of 10
Listenability:
5.5 out of 10
Originality:3 out of 10

Artist: Muenster
Song:Epicenter


Trying to figure out this dudes accent. i don’t think he’s european and he’s definitely speaking english but i barely understand most of the words he’s saying. His voice is actually decent. Just needs to maybe tone the vocal inflection down a little so some clarity can be attained. The beat is fine. Not great but also not bad. Also, I’d change the rap name if I were him cause no one takes european cheese sounding names seriously. It sounds more like a name that a trance dj would have.
Production:
4 out 10
Vocals:
4 out of 10
Listenability:
4.5 out of 10
Originality:3.5 out of 10

Artist:Skeleton Zoo
Song: Devil’s Lettuce


The devil’s lettuce is weed, right? Totally brooooooooo. This is is actually pretty cool and interesting. It’s got a zaniness to it that i can definitely appreciate. It’s like a deranged circus. In fact, I kinda like this one. It’s rare i get something that I’d consider “original” but this is certainly that (at least to me)
Production:
6 out of 10
Vocals:
n/a
Listenability:
6 out of 10
Originality:6.5 out of 10

Artist: ZeRO
song:Scenery Minipulation


From the jump, I can tell by the drums that there is a certain level of amateurishness to this. They just sound like stock sounds and my advice to budding producers would be to figure out your drums first. They’re the backbone of everything. i sure as hell wish I had done that cause then i wouldn’t cringe at some of the shitty snares i used in my older music. Aside from the drums, this is pretty run of the mill atmospheric background music. Not terrible but i don’t really understand the purpose of stuff like this sometimes.
Production:
3.5 out of 10
Vocals:
n/a
Listenability:
4 out of 10
Originality:3 out of 10

Artist: Venson Dix
Song: Bics for swords


This falls into a category that a lot of the rap I get does. It’s not bad but nothing at all special. Dude is a decent rapper but nothing separates him from 90% of dudes at open mikes or kicking shit in cyphers. I don’t really have an opinion on the beat.It’s one of those tracks that is as good as the rapper on it. So, in a sense, that’s not a bad thing I suppose.
Production:4 out of 10

Vocals:
4 out of 10
Listenability:
4 out of 10
Originality:3.5 out of 10

Artist: Tab and Anitek
Song: ToynBee


This is one of those “everything but the kitchen sink” kinda tracks. It’s got beats, singing, rhyming, scratching and live violin (it could be a sample too. I’m not sure)! It’s totally fine. The rapper/singer doesn’t really excel at either but he’s capable enough to not sounds like a novice. It’s a song that you can tell had a lot of thought and idea put into it but it’s just trying to cover too many bases.
Production:
4.5 out of 10
Vocals:
3.5 out of 10
Listenability:
4 out of 10
Originality:4.5 out of 10

Artist:Clive Malone
Song:Skipper Limo Man


At first i thought this was possibly the worst mixed song I’ve ever received but I think that was on purpose, judging from how the song progresses. This is pretty cool. Definitely hear a strong Prefuse 73 influence. It’s a song that evolves nicely but also doesn’t go anywhere at the same time. Well made, interesting work with chopped sounds. Definitely shows some potential.
Production:
4.5 out of 10
Vocals:
n/a
Listenability:
5 out of 10
Originality:4.5 out of 10

Artist: Eastlake
Song: Fire alarm


This is kind of a mess. okay, maybe not a mess but it sounds like it was made by someone with the attention span a gnat. This can sometimes work but, in this case, it just seems like it’s jumping from part to part with no rhyme or reason behind it. i’d say it was showboating but that would make it sound like I was insinuating that something impressive was happening. And that, i am not doing.
Production:
2.5 out of 10
Vocals:
n/a
Listenability:
2.3 out of 10
Originality:4.5 out of 10

Artist: George Peterson
Song: Glaciers Anthem


You know, I’m a man who made comedy rap at some point. It’s not easy to pull it off. In fact, it remains to be seen if I did or not. Anyway, this is kinda comedy rap and it’s pretty bad. On all levels. Bad rapping, bad beat. Not particularly funny. Thing is, i know what’s going on here. These are just some dudes having fun so I can’t really knock them for it. Clearly they’re not taking themselves or process seriously at all. That’s kinda the most fun thing about making music. But still, no one who’s not involved in making this kinda thing ever needs to hear it.
Production:
1.5 out of 10
Vocals:
2 out of 10
Listenability:
2 out of 10
Originality:3 out of 10

Which demo is you favorite?!??!?

Demo reviews Vol. 18

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First things first, Stop sending me demos. The doors are closed for now and I will not be accepting new submissions any time soon. The outpour of submissions I got over the last two weeks will keep me busy for months. I REPEAT: I’M NO LONGER ACCEPTING DEMO SUBMISSIONS.
Secondly, Hi! Welcome to another edition of “Demo reviews”. That thing where I give you my opinion of the music of total strangers. Music, i might add, that they sent me willingly to review. So, no hard feelings. This weeks batch is interesting. While it’s mostly instrumental stuff (which is a bummer for me cause i way prefer reviewing rap songs) it’s actually a pretty solid selection. A few of these would rank pretty high amongst past submissions. So, that’s good. I’m just kinda hoping I’ll be getting more rap joints to review in the future cause, you know, they’re easier for me to make fun of and that’s kinda my wheelhouse.
Anyway, the reviews are like so: A brief write up telling you what i think than i rate the songs on a scale of 1-10 in these categories:
Production:

Vocals:

Listenability:

Originality:

I’m pretty stingy with the rating so , truth be told, if you get a 5/10, you should be pretty happy with yourself.
Well, enough blabbering…Let’s listen to some fuckin’ demos.

Artist: Something Fiction
Song: The Sky


This song seems confused. From the beat being all over the place to the singer not quite being there yet, it’s just a tad messy. The breakdown in particular had me scratching my head. It just sounds like an uncomfortable wall of sound that’s trying to be something prettier. The singer isn’t terrible in the sense that she can sing in key but she’s got one of those voices , much like J-lo, that ,even when singing in key, it just doesn’t sound right. That could be cause of the production though as the beat barely has a key to sing to in the first place.
Production:
3 out of 10
Vocals:
3.5 out of 10
Listenability:3 out of 10

Originality:4.5 out of 10

Artist: Wax Triptych
Song: Moonlight Vibe


Well, this is pretty good. Great layering. It moves along well and keep evolving as it goes. Definitely hear the RJd2 influence in here for sure. I gotta say , it’s just nice to hear someone in this demo review section make a beat with multiple sample sources (I’m assuming it’s from multiple sources) and actually have everything blend perfectly. My only knock on this is that the main drum break used is extremely played out but, even that get chopped up a bit to nice effect. Well done.
Production:7 of 10
Vocals:
N/A
Listenability:
7.5 out of 10
Originality:4.5 out of 10

Artist:Tybox Feat. Stanley Ipkuss
Song: DiY


The first thing that jumps out to me is the beat. I love the loop and the layering is cool. The snare is a little loud but, hey, it happens.
The rapping to me is secondary. Both the rapper are perfectly capable but they also fall into the that category of mc’s who don’t really separate themselves from the millions of other rappers out there doing underground type shit. Not bad though…
Production:
5.5 out of 10
Vocals:4.5 out of 10

Listenability:
5 out of 10
Originality:4 out of 10

Artist: AK 75
Song: Soft sounds Hard drugs


At first, this falls somewhere between uninteresting and very subtle. It takes a little too long to build but i suppose that can blamed on the person making it being on drugs. Once it gets going, it’s actually quite decent. Much like the “Wax Triptych” demo, this one also suffers from unimaginative break beat usage. I dunno if the new generation are not aware of what drums have and haven’t been used a billion times. Let’s dig a little more here people. Drums are the backbone.
Production:
5.5 out of 10
Vocals:n/a

Listenability:
5 out of 10
Originality:4.5 out of 10

Artist: R Precise
Song: Gutters


Oh, hey…yet another good rap beat with no rapper on it. As I’ve said before, if this is your idea of a “song”, you need to listen to more songs. To be clear, this is a perfectly fine rap beat. The drums are hard, the samples are nice. It’s just not even remotely near to a song. It’s literally two parts. I’mma need more than that.
Production:
4.5 out of 10
Vocals:
n/a
Listenability:
4.5 out of 10
Originality:3 out of 10

Artist: Mr. Magoo
Song: Fractals, Spirits, Groove


This falls into that “Not really my area of expertise”. It’s cool, i guess? It definitely jumps all over genre wise and and it got some interesting directional choices. It’s not bad at all. Definitely well crafted. There is certainly an audience for this out there. Just not me personally.
Production:
5 out of 10
Vocals:n/a

Listenability:
4.5 out of 10
Originality:5.5 out of 10

Artist: Medium Sized B
Song: Championship Camping


Ol’ ghetto chariots of fire ass sounding intro. This one was a slow builder that doesn’t really go anywhere. The drums left a little to be desired and the mixing was a bit harsh. Some filter on that synth would do wonders. Strangely enough, while i found it hard to sit through the whole thing, I could see this in a commercial for something. Not sure what…maybe a really uncomfortable running shoe?
Production:
 4.5 out of 10
Vocals: n/a

Listenability:3.5 out of 10

Originality:4 out of 10

Artist: Eligroove
Song: Found Object Sculpture


so so so so white. This voice is so white, it’s almost racist. I’m not trying to be a dick, just pointing out…you gotta a white ass voice, bro.
Aside from that, this is pretty amateur. The beat is tinny and the classical music angle just isn’t that interesting. The rapping (outside the painfully white voice) is some deep thoughts type shit that sound straight out of a dream journal. I’d chalk it up to this being someone whose mind might be ahead of his musical talent…he’s also a little pretentious. But, hey, in a week of demo reviews with very few rap songs, I was just glad to hear a voice at all. Even one as lilly white as this one.

Production:3 out of 10

Vocals:3 out of 10

Listenability:
3 out of 10
Originality:4 out of 10

Artist: Plays with squirrels
Song: In a world of walnuts


I don’t smoke enough weed or frolic in fields nearly enough for this kinda jam to be interesting to me. That said, it’s great background music. I could see two very boring people fucking to it in a grass field as dusk. That said, it’s very mellow and I’m sure it would make for a good listen in very particular situations. I also like how it ends. A music critic would call it “ethereal”.
Production: 4.5 out of 10

Vocals:
n/a
Listenability:5 out of 10

Originality:3.5 out of 10

Artist:Hanabii
Song:Carpe Diem


File this under: Perfectly fine electronic instrumental tracks. This is pretty and very inoffensive. I’m sure if i were on heroin, this would hit the spot. But, i dunno…it just doesn’t go anywhere. It’s got changes and it’s evolving the whole time but it never ends up anywhere. I think this is a common gripe i have with lost of instrumental tracks that I receive. They seem a little aimless. Still, this wasn’t bad.
Production:
4.5 out of 10
Vocals:
n/a
Listenability:
5 out of 10
Originality:4 out of 10

So, which demo do YOU like the most? Get your vote on, brah.

Demo reviews Vol. 17

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Fresh out the box, some new demo reviews. This is that thing where I asked my readers to send in demos for me me to review. I warned them that I would be brutally honest but they sent them anyway.
Normally I shut down the submissions but I figured I’d try something new and keep them open. If you have a demo you’d like me to maybe berate and possibly hurt your feelings over, send it to my email: Phatfriendblog@gmail.com but before you do that…
YOU MUST FOLLOW THE RULES THOUGH…They are:
1)The header on the email must say “Demo review”
2)If you’ve already submitted, DO NOT submit again. You had your fun now it’s other people’s turn.
3)Send me ONE SONG. Pick your song that is your favorite or the one that best exemplifies your music and shoot it over here. I’m not going to listen to your whole ep.
4)This time around, I’ll only be accepting songs that can be heard via a link. So, no loose mp3′s or myspace pages. I want soundcloud, bandcamp or you can even upload it to an upload site (like divshare.com, hulkshare ect…) that allows the songs to stream. Basically, the streaming part is crucial. If this is something you cannot do, you probably shouldn’t be sending me music in the first place.
5)Demo MUST contain original production. I don’t want mixtapes of you rapping over other peoples tracks. I want actual songs. I also would ask that you budding producers don’t just send me some random beat you made. I want a finished product. If your shit is called “Untitled beat” I won’t even listen to it.
You fuck up on any of those rules and I’m throwing your submission right into the trash.
This weeks submissions are a little of this and little of that. More than anything, it’s a bunch of artists who picked their names and their song names terribly. I’m not even one to talk but, jesus, get it together. Misspelling words with an S to now have a Z is beyond played out. But that’s just the tip of the IZBERG. Peep it…

Artist:Ronnie Raygun Ft Wurmz!
Song:Thereputic

I have no idea what’s going on here. To start , this sample sounds very familiar. Did Doom use it? It’s on the tip of my tongue but I can’t place it. Regardless, whoever did use it before, used it better. And then we have the rapping…I think this is where I get confused. The way it was mixed i thought it was a sample of the ramblings of a crazy person that would eventually lead into rapping. I was incorrect. The second guy might be a little better (still, far from good) but the way it’s recorded is so muddy it’s hard to even tell.
Production:3 out of 10
Vocals:2 out of 10
Listenability:2.5 out of 10
Originality:3 out of 10

Artist:Michael Myers
song:Little funny jew jew


Not gonna lie, based on the title , I thought we were about to behold the newest anti-semetic street anthem. Thankfully, It’s not that. However, this just kinda “is”. By that, I mean, it’s not terrible but it’s not very interesting. The guy can rap to an extent and the beat is almost dope. It more just seems like the work of a novice. It also feels a little dated. Like the type of song that would have been made in the late 90′s. Not the worst thing I’ve gotten though.
Production:4 out of 10
Vocals:4 out of 10
Listenability:4 out of 10
Originality:3.5 out of 10

Artist: Chris Olvera
Song:To take something beautiful and re-imagine it


That piano loop is one of those things that should be left alone. Once a song has been used in commercials endlessly, it should be off limits to sampling simply based on that it’s too familiar. But , then again, looking at the title, maybe that’s the point.
This one starts off weirdly cause the non-piano instruments don’t 100% sounds in key with the piano. But it picks up around 1:17 and takes a decent turn. Still, this song is WAY too long and the sample layering is somewhat problematic from a pitch standpoint. This could have been three minutes long and it wouldn’t have made a difference.
Production:4 out of 10
Vocals:n/a
Listenability:4.5 out of 10
Originality:3 out of 10

Artist: Bump Ugly Beats
Song:Whistle


I like the musical aspects of this song. It’s pretty and very soothing. Kinda just meanders aimlessly but it’s a smooth ride. The subtle nod to trap music drums are not my favorite but I have a feeling that more a preference issue than a mark against the producer. No bad though.
Production:4.5 out of 10
Vocals:n/a
Listenability:5.5 out of 10
Originality:4 out of 10

Artist:Newce
Song:Low.End.Be.Hold


This is another one that sounds like it shoulda have been made a decade ago. This is a purely early 2000′s “jazzy” track that was very popular back then. Thing is, this beat is weirdly atonal and doesn’t work for me. It’s like free jazz over drums. On the bright side, it’s sequenced really interestingly and the rapping is decent. So, that helps the cause a bit.
Production:3.5 out of 10
Vocals:4.5 out of 10
Listenability:5 out of 10
Originality:3 out of 10

Artist: Alpha Faktion Feat Shabaam Sahdeeq
Song:BodyBagz


Haha…Pretty sure I’ve sampled this same thing before. Not a knock cause it has not been released yet. In fact, now that i think about it, I used on a song I did with Mark Spekt on our upcoming project together. So, you know, keep an eye out for that.
As for the song, obviously, I like the loop. The drums are not really doing much though. Especially considering the thuggy vibe of the song, you’d think harder drums would be crucial.
The rapping? It’s that sort of rapping that I recognize is decent but it’s not really shit I fuck with. Angry guy rap has it’s moments but they are few and far between. When angry guy rap is done by white dudes I can’t help imagine that they’re just disgruntled plumbers who hate their lives let loose in a recording booth. Not saying all these dudes are white or anything…more of a side note about the genre. So, this is good for what it is. I’ve actually never been a big Shabaam Sahdeeq fan before but hearing him amidst a bunch of demo’s, he actually stands out and noticeably professional. Still though, he’s pretty whatever.
Production:4 out of 10
Vocals:4.5 out of 10
Listenability:4.5 out of 10
Originality:2 out of 10

Artist: Warspawn
Song:Sunlight


This is some barebones shit. I like the beat. It’s simple but effective. Has a few little change ups (I can’t stress enough how much this improves your average rap song). Th rapping is solid. Not exactly something I’d listen to on my own but it’s closer than anything I’ve heard thus far. Ironically, this guys voice kinda sounds like Shabaam Sahdeeq.
Production:5 out of 10
Vocals:5 out of 10
Listenability:5.5 out of 10
Originality:4 out of 10

Artist:Vincture
Song: Caretaker


This could not be further out of wheelhouse if it was banjo music. I’m not a dub-step, electro kinda guy. honestly, I wouldn’t even know what genre to call this. It sounds like nazi’s marching over a tinny hi-hat while a giant has indigestion in the back ground. Normally, I’d chalk this up to just not being my flavor but i think, even within the realms of whatever genre this is, it’s probably not very good. I could be wrong though so, you know, take that with a grain of salt.
On the bright side, I’ve never heard anything like it.
Production:2 out of 10
Vocals:n/a
Listenability:1 out of 10
Originality:6 out of 10

Artist: Akela the Lone Wolf Feat. HZRDS RSNS
Song: Villians


This guys voice is mad like Jay-z if he mumbled a little. It’s uncanny.
As a rapper, he’s sorta just there. When put back to back with the second guy, he kinda gets overshadowed. The second guy is flawed but he’s got a really good presence. He reminds me of late 90′s underground dudes from NYC I used to listen to.
The beat…I dunno. When I hear a track like this I wonder how it got made. Not cause it’s so bad but cause…well..what is it really? Spare, noisy, stuttering drums. It does capture a mood though so I guess that’s something. When I hear a track like this I assume whoever made it smokes mad weed and was in a dark place.
Production:3 out of 10
Vocals:4.5 out of 10
Listenability:3.5 out of 10
Originality:3.5 out of 10

Artist:Fantom K
Song: Stained glass dreams


This is like the opposite of the track by Vincture above. While it is out of my wheelhouse, I can recognize it’s pretty cool. It’s got an original sounding too. At first, i thought it was gonna be some super cheap ass sounding shit shit cause the synth sound seemed kinda flimsy but it built nicely. So, yeah, this is pretty good for a genre of music I would probably not listen to in general.
Production:5.5 out of 10
Vocals:n/a
Listenability:5 out of 10
Originality:5.5 out of 10

You’ve heard my opinions..now, tell me!
Which demo did you like the most?

Demo Reviews Vol. 16

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I swear, I wasn’t in a bad mood when I sat down to write this. But this weeks crop? Holy shit. Bummer Central.
In case you don’t know what this is, this is where I have readers send me their demos and I give them honest feedback on what I think about them. I pull no punches and rarely like anything more than “it’s not bad” but you budding musicians seem to like the real talk so I keep doing it.
To all the people reading this thinking “Where can I send you a demo!?!”, not quite yet. I’m not accepting new submissions at the moment. However, I will be very soon. Keep a close eye on my social networks (twitter, facebook and this very blog) as I will be asking for more demos sometime early next week. until then, hold your horses.
Anyway, I review these all the same way. A brief write up where I tell you what I think then a rating of 1-10 in these categories:
Production:
Vocals:
Listenability:
Originality:

That’s about it. Now, put on your helmet cause this weeks batch is war.

Artist:Casey Okane
Song:Get Lifted


This is a very typical demo for me to receive. It’s an adequate white rapper spilling his guts over a somewhat chaotic yet melodic track. It’s not bad. It’s also not good. It just kinda is. I don’t knock this dudes hustle though cause he can rap well enough. The problem is there are literally thousands of rappers just like this.
Production wise, it’s almost dope and the producer does change shit up a decent amount which I appreciate. It’s just kinda sloppy sounding at times but I would say that’s more due to the mix and the main sample having somewhat busy percussion in it.
Production:4 out of 10
Vocals:4 out of 10
Listenability:4 out of 10
Originality:3 out of 10

Artist:Hyphonetics
Song: Black Hearted Drums


Yeah…So this is just some drums and one sample. That’s not a song. Not even close. That would mean, this is just a beat some dude made which means, in my eyes , it doesn’t qualify as a “demo”. For all people who plan on sending me songs in the future: Don’t send me shit like this. I want to hear songs. Not the track you made last night while blunted out of your mind.
Production:3 out of 10
Vocals:n/a
Listenability:3.5 out of 10
Originality:3 out of 10

Artist:North Eastern Ice Pirates
Song: One Eyed Willy


This has a nice slow build to it but it doesn’t ever seem to really go anywhere. That said, it’s a pretty dope track that would be doper with an MC on it but it works out well enough as an instrumental track. Good drums, well mixed with a palpable vibe to it. I’m not mad.
Production:5 out of 10
Vocals:n/a
Listenability:5.5 out of 10
Originality:4 out of 10

Artist: Beat Puncher Prime
Song: No Jumper cables Vs.They can’t Come


Oh, so you did a mash up of an Aesop and a P.O.S song? KEWL.
On what planet does this qualify as a “demo”. There is not a single thing the producer did except line up vocals with a beat. Come on, man. Why one earth would anyone send this shit to me? I would assume it didn’t need to be said but NO MASH UPS.
Production:N/a
Vocals:n/a
Listenability:n/a
Originality:-100000000 out of 10

Artist: Gabriel Vasichek
Song: Occupower



I’m not gonna lie…The picture accompanying this song isn’t helping things.
I don’t often get songs with singers and bands. Probably cause I’m the last person anyone would ever want to review that kinda shit. This is..umm…I have no idea. It’s an occupy wall street kinda jam band meets the Crash test dummies

I’m not a politically charged man so this isn’t really speaking to me. I appreciate the idea but , yeah, not for me.
Production:4 out of 10
Vocals:4 out of 10
Listenability:2 out of 10
Originality:3 out of 10

Artist:Oubleday
Song:Aich


When this started out I thought it was a remix of that paul McCartney Christmas song

But I’m pretty sure that wasn’t the producers intention.
This feels like some drug music. A drug I don’t do but a drug nonetheless. I don’t doubt there is an audience for this kinda instrumental track. It’s very mellow and sorta grinds it’s way through. All I’m imagining is the “chill room” at some rave in eastern europe.
Production:4 out of 10
Vocals:n/a
Listenability:4.5 out of 10
Originality:4 out of 10

Artist:Bullet-Tooth Tony
Song: Finance 101


Is this guy rapping or reading me a lullaby? I like some mellow rapping styles (See Open Mike eagle) but this is a bit tiring. I wouldn’t say he’s bad at rapping but there’s just nothing compelling me to want to hear more. That said, because it’s an unusual style this could appeal to some folks out there.
On the bright side, I like the production. It’s very simple but the changes are both in good taste and subtle.
Production:6 out of 10
Vocals:4 out of 10
Listenability:4.5 out of 10
Originality:5 out of 10

Artist: Chris Mackey
Song: Stick it in


I have a sneaking suspicion that this isn’t an original beat. Either I’ve heard it before or that loops been used before. So, off the bat, do better.
And the rapping…well…listen. I used to freestyle all the time with my friends and be silly. We recorded it and would play them over and over again. What we wouldn’t do would be send those freestyles as a demo. Little know fact: 99% of the people out there don’t wanna hear you and you boys freestyling. It’s only interesting to you and your boys. I promise that.
Production:N/a
Vocals:2 out of 10
Listenability:2 out of 10
Originality:2 out of 10

Artist: Elepheel
Song: Blossoms


This is kinda cool. It’s nothing too crazy but it sets a mood. It seems a little amateur (the drums could or could not be sounding like that on purpose, I’m not sure) and it’s limited in where it goes but it’s a decent start. As always, a rapper would have greatly improved it.
Production:4.5 out of 10
Vocals:n/a
Listenability:5 out of 10
Originality:3 out of 10

Artist: Ribbon Mouth Rabbit
Song: The Prideaux Manifesto


I gotta say, after sitting through a week of mostly terrible demo’s, this one feels like a breath of fresh air. It’s not blowing my wig back but the mere fact it’s well put together, has a structure, has dope drums and it mixed tightly makes it sound like the work of an expert when compared to the majority of this weeks submissions.
Good job.
Production:6 out of 10
Vocals:n/a
Listenability:5.5 out of 10
Originality:4 out of 10

Which one did you like the best?

Demo Reviews Vol 15

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Another two weeks have passed (A whole fortnight, bro), so it’s time for me to review some more demos sent in by readers. To reiterate , as always, they did this by choice cause , for some reason, they want to know what I think of their music.
To those of you budding artists who just read that and thought “Hey, i wanna send music in to you as well so you can possibly shit on my dreams too!” I say “Hold your horses”. I’m not accepting new submissions right now but, when I am, I will make announcements on all my social networks. So, don’t send anything to me right now if you actually want me to listen to it. I only accept demo’s when I ask for them,
Anyhoo, this is pretty simple. I listen to the demo’s, do a brief write up and then rate them from 1-10 in these categories
Production:
Vocals:
Listenability:
Originality:

I’m tough, but fair…but also I have unfairly high/particular standards so, you know, you’ve been warned.

Artist:Solists
Song:In the VIP


I’m skeptical of any song that begins with a dude talking to me like he’s trying to fuck me. I’m also bugged out by this actually being an instrumental track. I would assume that sexy talking would lead into some rapping or singing. That said, this is a fairly smooth little soul type instrumental. It’s kinda all over the place but it’s put together well. I feel like I’d appreciate this more if I A)Drove a car b)Went to clubs ever.
Production:5 out of 10
Vocals:N/A (but 1 out of 10 for that smooth talking bullshit)
Listenability:5 out of 10
Originality:4.5 out of 10

Artist:Toy Breaker
song:Plumes


This is a cool beat considering it’s using possibly the most played out drum track ever. I dunno if this really qualifies as a “song” until the last minute as it’s just the same thing for most of the track. But, still, it’s a dope little chop with some nice layers that come in eventually. My advice: Find a new break that wasn’t already played out in 1990.
Production:4.5 out of 10
Vocals:N/a
Listenability:5 out 10
Originality:3.5 out of 10

Artist:Unbelievable Truth
Song:Everything


Have I grown out of white guy struggle raps? Maybe. This guy is fine as a rapper. It just seems like it’s been done endlessly. The thing is, it’s not that he’s biting anyone..there are just tons of other rapper doing the same thing naturally. I guess, all over the world, white dudes who love rap are coming to an emotional crossroads in life that they feel needs to be addressed via lyrical miracles.
Production wise, it’s okay. I liked it more before the drums dropped.
Production:3.5 out of 10
Vocals:4 out of 10
Listenability:4 out of 10
Originality:3 out of 10

Artist:Soma79
Song: I could live forever


This dude hasn’t rapped very long. I can see that he’s more of a writer than a rapper and that’s not uncommon. It’s not that he’s off beat or anything it’s just the rhyme are never in the pocket. Like it took a lot to just get them off the page. I know that feeling all to well…it’s kinda why I gave up on rapping.
The production is just kinda there. No real mood to the beat. I dunno. Pretty boring over all.
Production:3 out of 10
Vocals:3.5 out of 10
Listenability:3.5 out of 10
Originality:3 out of 10

Artist:Caucasian Soup
Song: Poncho Monster


Before even hearing this, holy shit, do I hate this name…Caucasian soup? Really dudes.
The first guy kinda sounds like a soft Funkdoobiest or something. He’s not the worst though. The second guy might wanna rethink things as a rapper. He literally said “Rippin’ and flippin”. Not a good look in 2013. The third guy sounds foreign. Is this canadian? I’m confused. All thing considered, the song is strangely engaging and I can’t figure out why.
The beat is minimal and pretty wack…but it serves it’s purpose for what they were going for , I suppose.
Production:2 out of 10
Vocals:3 out of 10
Listenability:3.5 out of 10
Originality:4 out of 10

Artist:Jumbled
Song:Mic By Mic


Good lord. I really had high hopes when it began. The rakim sample and beat worked well then BAM…the beat got terrible and the rapping got worse. I mean…damn. These dudes have no business rapping at this current juncture in life. They’re simply not ready for recording.
Production:2 out of 10
Vocals:2 out of 10
Listenability:2 out of 10
Originality:3 out of 10

Artist:Karmessiah
Song:Gucci Tacos


This is interesting. unlike a lot of the other submissions this week, at least this sounds current. The beat is very much what’s hot right now. Minimal drums and such. I think it’s cool but I don’t love it. The rapper is decent. But, honestly, after listening to these other demos, dude sounds like a polished professional so he’s winning simply off comparison. Also, “gucci tacos” is a funny title.
Production:5 out of 10
Vocals:5 out of 10
Listenability:5 out of 10
Originality:5.5 out of 10

Artist:Subsketch
Song:Permanent Vacation


The beat is the star here. It’s not amazing but it’s got a cool vibe to it and it’s well made. The changes are nice too. The rapping…well…it’s fine. I have my issues with taking foreign rapper seriously so I’m kinda biased here. He’s not bad at all…it’s just not for me. But, this is an undeniably well crafted song.
Production:5.5 out of 10
Vocals:4 out of 10
Listenability:4.5 out of 10
Originality:4.5 out of 10

Artist: LMNtlyst
Song:Sock Less Monster


I hate to judge by name but this name by actually be worse than “Caucasian soup”.
Luckily, the music is much better than caucasian soup. I Don’t know if it’s really a strong enough beat to stand alone as an instrumental track (it could use some rapping or singing for sure) but it’s still pretty good. Kinda reminds me of a beat you might find on cutting room floor at the dungeon family studio.
Production:5 out of 10
Vocals:N/a
Listenability:4.5 out of 10
Originality:5 out of 10

Artist:The Union
Song:It’s funny


This song has a strangely comforting vibe. I think it’s the beat. it just feels like a comfortable place. Like it’s 1997 again or something. The rapping is actually pretty mediocre and sloppy but the beat kinda holds it all together. This is one of those listenable but not great songs that might sneak on a mixtape of someone who doesn’t pay close attention.
Production:5.5 out of 10
Vocals:3 out of 10
Listenability:5 out of 10
Originality:4 out of 10

Which one did you like the best? VOTE MOTHERFUCKERS!