Song of the day 8/31/10

Don't do it By Syl Johnson
Syl Johnson was the man and everything but, jesus christ, how is the NOT an Al Green song?
I get a lot of shit for sampling but this song is like when commercials don’t feel like paying for some famous song so they tinker with it and create something just different enough to avoid copyright laws. Kinda like that Outback steakhouse commercial that tweaked that Of Montreal song*.

That said, this is still a great song. I suppose, if you’re gonna plagiarize the style of anyone, Al Green is not the worst guy to choose.

*Now, I’m actually assuming Of Montreal re-did this song for the commercial but still, what the fuck?

Aesop’s new website “900bats” is here! Featuring an exclusive remix by me.

For a while now, Aesop Rock has been working on his own website. While he coulda just done some lame old blog (eh-hem) or a place where he gives tour updates, he actually set his sights higher. Instead , opted to create a place where artists from all walks of life can do as they please. He called upon his many friends and peers and the result is
In his own words:
In an effort to supply a sandbox for what I hope proves to be a multifarious and growing mix of contributors, I, with the help of Alex Tarrant and Justin Metros, have created Original writing, photography, artwork, audio, and video content from varying sources will be posted regularly.

Massive thank you to Jeremy Fish ( ) for the illustration, and Alex Pardee ( ) for the logo.

Aesop Rock

Please check it out

Also (plug plug) I did a special remix of an old Tom Waits song ( “yesterday is here”) that you can download exclusively from his site. It’s up there right now so get it while it’s hot.

Song of the day 8/30/10

it’s just me By Homebwoi

When I think back to my earliest memories of hearing and loving music, I clearly remember falling in love with two songs. I believe the year was 1983 and I was 6 years old, Those two songs? “Eye of the tiger” and “The theme from greatest american hero”. While MOP did a pretty shitty remake of “Eye of the tiger” , I gotta hand it to Homebwoi. This shit is awesome.
I also gotta give homebwoi props for also making songs out of the “gimmie a break” theme song, as well as the “Good Times” Theme. Any Tv watcher from the 80’s can appreciate that kinda shit.

Send in the clowns, son.

So, I’m watching the cinematic game changer knows at “Belly 2” the other day on BET. Needless to say, it is titillating my senses like no other film before it (just kidding it makes “I’m bout it” look like a Fellini film). Anyway, while watching that debacle , I see something during the commercial break that really catches my eye.

It is a commercial of a clown who does kids birthday parties. Oh, but he’s not any old birthday clown. No, he’s an urban clown. He may offer all the same shit every other shitty clown on the planet does but he adds a little swagger in the mix.
My initial reaction to this commercial was “What the fuck did I just watch?”. Well, to answer my own question, I just watched a grown man with a mohawk lite , become the living and breathing version of fingernails on a chalkboard.
It’s not just this guy. The fact that being a clown is still something people do in this day and age is both mind-boggling and somewhat inspiring (for delusional people everywhere). I mean, I get the interest n clowns back in the day…before entertainment was actually entertaining. The court jester was basically the original clown. Somewhere down the line, the career path road forked and I suppose people who were in the court jester business had to make a choice (or had already been murdered by unimpressed monarchs who weren’t feeling the medieval equivalent to Gallagher). One path metamorphosed the court jester into what would eventually be the stand up comedian we know today. The other path seemingly detoured into clown-dom*.
After the court jester faded out and circus’ became the norm (I did no research. this could be a couple thousand years apart) ,I’d imagine this was the time that clowns ruled the roost. They were the pinnacle of low bro comedy/comedy for children. Kinda like a Blue collar comedy tour but with balloon animals and shit.
I’d be willing to guess being a clown held it down for decades, if not centuries, as one the foremost comical art forms**. Well, as it happens, times change and so do people right along with it. Flash forward to the 60’s and 70’s and humor as we know it has taken humongous strides from the days of pulling an endless handkerchief out of your sleeve or making a dove fly out of a napkin. And that’s just the 60’s/70’s. Think about how far the boundaries of comedy have stretched since then. So, my point is, why do clowns still exist? They are, by all accounts, outdated on every level. Even for kids. But, most importantly, who the fuck likes clowns? Have you ever in your life met a person who went to a circus cause he/she wanted to see the clowns? Of course not. The thing is, as corny as magicians are, they still do magic. Magic, especially to children, can be pretty awesome. About 12 years ago, I was at a show and an unknown David Blaine was there doing card trick to random people. Assuming he was just like all the other herb ass magicians on the planet, I eye rolled my way through a trick he was performing. However, in the end, he pulled some seriously crazy shit and I felt like I had just met Jesus. So, even though it is bullshit, there is value to magic on an entertainment level. Magicians, in a way, get a pass. But clowns? Sure, they do magic. Kinda. That’s the thing about clowns. They do tons of different shit but they do all those things on the most mediocre level ever. That’s not entertaining. That’s a dude who wears face paint and has a childish hobby.
Clowning has been so flagrantly played out for so long, that they’ve even tried to keep up with the times. Doing stunts. Steve-O from JAckass is a certified clown. He went to school for it and everything. From what I’ve seen, it taught him all sorts of cool balancing tricks. This alone, is not very exciting (walking on stilts. Woopty do, bro) but when thrown into the mix of Steve-O jumping off a trampoline in those very same stilts, into a pit of live cobra’s, all of sudden, we have entertainment magic. Mere clownery could never achieve that kind of result.
So, basically, enough with clowns. At best, they’re mildly entertaining to a new-born and at worst, they’re next level boring***. I don’t even wanna get into this cornball in the video above and how he’s pretty much raping the soul of hip hop with every Melle Mel shaped balloon animal he blows (pause). I dunno…somehow I feel like Puffy has got to be involved with all of this. He has to be, right?

*I suppose there would be a third pathway that led to performance art but let’s just pretend that bullshit doesn’t exist for the sake of humanity.
**Even a dude like Charlie Chaplin came from a Vaudeville background , which is , without question, influenced by clowns on some level.
***At REALLY REALLY worst, they rape and kill on some John wayne Gacy shit.

Song of the day 8/27/10

Mot Adeladlogn By Teshome Meteku

This song is off of one of those awesome Ethiopian music compilations that came out a few years ago. I think when these dropped, every producer with an ear for dope samples was kinda freaking out cause, on one hand, they were given a huge gift of a catalogue of insane loops BUT , on the other hand, the fact it got rereleased tends to be a warning sign for possibly getting your dick sued off.
The few brave souls that did roll the dice and looped some of this stuff certainly made some good music out of it though.
But beyond all the sampling aspects of this music, it’s just generally a beautiful song. I usually have trouble getting into music which features non-english vocals but this doesn’t really bother me.

Song of the day 8/26/10

Brooklyn Babies By The RZA
This is a prime example of what a bug out The RZA is. This song is all over the place, tempo-wise. Really, only dudes like RZA and Doom could pulled of shit like this without coming across as obnoxiously pretentious. That’s one thing you can say about the RZa, the dude has never been pretentious. Another thing you can say is that the picture above is fucking hilarious.

Things that are wrong in the world part 13

This weeks target is something I’ve touched on many times before. It’s the talentless artist who thinks he’s special. This fucking guy…
When I first saw this, I thought it was a parody skit by Rob Dyrdek. I mean, shit, the dude is basically a terrible pop music version of Dyrdek minus a skateboard.
This dude described his music in 7 words:
Makin’ art, yo!
What he doesn’t realize is that he’s pretty much the musical version of Aziz Ansari’s RAAAAAANDY character.
The only difference is that Raaaaandy is a joke and this guy is 100% serious. Shit like this is the hackiest of all hack material. I doubt this dude even likes music in general, let alone gives a shit about his actual product.
Just a few things of note in this video:
1)Hype man tryouts…how do they work?
I guess it’s come to this . Trying out dudes to be on stage with you to yell “Say Hoeeeeeeee!” while you sing wimpy pop songs to a crowd of people waiting for Flo Rida to come on. DOPE.
2)at 6:19, peep the unrequited fist bump from his new hype man. I dunno why it was so satisfying for me to watch but seeing that dipshit left hanging on his cornball pound really felt good, man.
3)Watching the dude argue with the woman who’s trying to make his live performance better is just excruciating. She’s obviously right and, even more importantly, she realizes he’s a talentless cock sucker and is trying to make a chocolate milkshake out of diarrhea by even working with this herb

So , yeah, fuck this dude and anyone on the planet like him. Unfortunately , it’s asshole’s like him who do eventually make it. Good job, earth!