This weeks target is something I’ve touched on many times before. It’s the talentless artist who thinks he’s special. This fucking guy…
When I first saw this, I thought it was a parody skit by Rob Dyrdek. I mean, shit, the dude is basically a terrible pop music version of Dyrdek minus a skateboard.
This dude described his music in 7 words:
FUNKY POP WITH A HIP HOP DROP
Makin’ art, yo!
What he doesn’t realize is that he’s pretty much the musical version of Aziz Ansari’s RAAAAAANDY character.
The only difference is that Raaaaandy is a joke and this guy is 100% serious. Shit like this is the hackiest of all hack material. I doubt this dude even likes music in general, let alone gives a shit about his actual product.
Just a few things of note in this video:
1)Hype man tryouts…how do they work?
I guess it’s come to this . Trying out dudes to be on stage with you to yell “Say Hoeeeeeeee!” while you sing wimpy pop songs to a crowd of people waiting for Flo Rida to come on. DOPE.
2)at 6:19, peep the unrequited fist bump from his new hype man. I dunno why it was so satisfying for me to watch but seeing that dipshit left hanging on his cornball pound really felt good, man.
3)Watching the dude argue with the woman who’s trying to make his live performance better is just excruciating. She’s obviously right and, even more importantly, she realizes he’s a talentless cock sucker and is trying to make a chocolate milkshake out of diarrhea by even working with this herb
So , yeah, fuck this dude and anyone on the planet like him. Unfortunately , it’s asshole’s like him who do eventually make it. Good job, earth!