Yellow fever



It’s no secret that Asian girls have been a huge hit over the last decade or so amongst non-asian guys. This makes sense , as there are tons of beautiful asian women of all types out there. But , beneath the natural attraction to a pretty girl lays a slightly creepier underworld. I’m speaking of guys who ONLY date asian girls. Really, this could be said of men who only date any single race. Hell, I know dudes who are only attracted to blonde girls. But the asian fetish is something of its own.
Every now and then , I’ll come across a guy who openly tells me he loves asian girls. That’s cool. Me too. However, I dig a little deeper and ,all of a sudden, I find my self talking to someone who’s in it way deeper than just being able to appreciate an attractive girl of asian descent. No, these motherfuckers are obsessed. I’ve known dudes who started learning an asian dialect (Usually Japanese) simply as a means to be able to kick it to asian girls. I even knew one guy who I’d see bopping around town in a fucking samurai gown like a creepy hipster ninja. One time I ran into him and he was with a Japanese girl who spoke maybe 10 words of english. He introduced her as his girlfriend and gave me a look like “Yeah motherfucker, I just hit the lottery with this one”. She wasn’t even that cute. Just a normal looking japanese girl who didn’t speak english. To me, that sounds like hell. If I can’t communicate with you on the most basic level, you might as well be a wild jungle cat. Same difference. But, regardless, he smugly strutted her around like a prized pig…in his fucking samurai outfit. He even had his hair in a little ball. Jesus…But I digress.
Other times, I’ve been out with friends who’ve got the fever. Their radar is immaculate. We could walk into a bar filled with 80 people and they will spot their target for the night within seconds. She doesn’t have to be pretty. No even close. She just simply needs to be asian. Any kind will do. Hell, most of these dudes will fuck a busted Eskimo girl simply cause she’s there.
I think the creepy thing about having an asian fetish is that it kinda speaks a lot of the person. We’ve all heard the saying that dudes who seek out asian girls tend to have gay tendencies but I don’t think it goes that far. Sure, most asian girls aren’t the most curvaceous but If that was case, why wouldn’t they just seek out ballerina’s, gymnasts or frumpy little lesbian looking girls? The other line of thought is that there’s a built-in stereotype that american men have that tells us asian women are docile and quiet. While this may have more truth in certain parts of Asia (depending on the culture) , Americanized asian girls don’t really fit that bill. Also, while we’re talking stereotypes, asian girls are known to be clean as well as have soft skin. I don’t think that’s turning any guy away (but I will say one of the hairiest vaginas’ I’ve ever seen belonged to a japanese girl) But what is it really? I’m attracted to pretty much all races and I feel like they all have their upside. So why would someone pass up all those many flavors in exchange for an obsession over one type?
So, my theory?
While I think all the aforementioned examples do hold a little bit of truth, mostly, these dudes like to dominate smaller girls. Asian girls, for the most part, are short and petite. What better body type for a man to sew his egomaniacal oats all over. How’s that for honest?
This makes me think back to a disturbing conversation I once had with my brother-in-law. I was about 14 and very much a virgin. He was a brash , french , chain smoker in his early 40’s who was married to my sister. Somehow we got into a conversation about women. That’s when he dropped this jewel on me:
“Always date smaller girls…they’re easy to move around on…”
Now, my 14 year old virgin brain had no clue what the fuck he was talking about. And, more importantly, he was talking about fucking my sister (who happens to be 5’1”). I was about 85% horrified and 15% confused. Years later, when I was finally fucking on a regular basis, that quote popped back into my head. Know what? I agreed. At least at that point.
I think the fetishizing of asian women amongst certain men has a lot to do with that train of thought. More than any of those dudes would like to admit. As much as they might joke that “It’s cool cause they don’t talk back” or “She cooks me shit all the time and always smells great” , I think the domination angle fits in there somewhere. I suppose, at our core, men are very simple. Our needs are extremely simple. So, on paper, this stereotypical asian girl is perfect. We like food, quiet, sex and freedom. All these things can potentially be fulfilled by a cartoonish asian girl that doesn’t really exist. The reality of this stereotype is that , at least in america, it’s just that. A stereotype. I’m sure there are girls that the stereotype applies to perfectly but the same could be say for jewish girls or Puerto rican girls. I’ve dated both and they’ve all had aspects of the asian stereotype. So, It’s gotta be that , when it comes down to it, men just like to think they’re dominating their partner sexually. And what better for that than this:

The point I’m getting at is that anyone who fetishizes over one race to the point where they shut out all others, is either a person who only dates their own race (which is a whole other topic) or a creep with a weird chip on their shoulder. Every race has something to offer. Even a busted eskimo. (whale blubber ain’t cheap yall!)

18 thoughts on “Yellow fever

  1. Yeah I have a facebook “friend” who I used to work with a few years ago and he dated this Asian girl. Fast forward a few years and now on FB he posts these Japanese teenage pop act music videos, and is honestly excited about the music. I don’t even think he speaks Japanese. He goes on about how cute they are, and they are like 14. Serial killer staus yo. Anyway I love some Asian porn though, shout out to Asa Akira. While we are on the subject of porn, can you explain why some Asians have such terrible Winter bush in porn.

    • This isn’t so much of a phenomenon as it is a rarity. I feel bad for asian dudes cause they seem to get the short end of the stick, concerning dating out of their race. I’m in no way saying asian dudes don’t date girls from other races, I’m just saying, you see that way less often than the other way around. And the women who are into asian dudes certainly don’t go at it from the same angle as the yellow fever men. You will never see an american girl dating a homely , non-english speaking asian dude.

  2. so yeah, i’ve been dating an asian girl for the past few years, and while i’m not fixated on asian girls specifically, i would be an idiot not to acknowledge that its a lot less work to be with a 9 asian girl than a 9 girl of any other race in my experience. the domination thing is a huge factor, but another factor is that asian girls (and i’m talking primarily about the kind born in asia) tend to have a white guy fetish as well. i read about it elsewhere dismissively referred to as “mutual wish fulfillment” but upon reflecting on that turn of phrase, what exactly is so bad about two people who fulfill each other’s ideal? obviously, the obsessive types are fucked, but within reason, shit can work out pretty well.

    • Of course. Whatever works for you, do that shit. I was more speaking of the weird culture vultures who get WAY to into it, when all they’re really trying to do is date an asian girl who won’t talk back to them.

  3. “I even knew one guy who I’d see bopping around town in a fucking samurai gown like a creepy hipster ninja. One time I ran into him and he was with a Japanese girl who spoke maybe 10 words of english. He introduced her as his girlfriend and gave me a look like “Yeah motherfucker, I just hit the lottery with this one”. She wasn’t even that cute. Just a normal looking japanese girl who didn’t speak english. To me, that sounds like hell. If I can’t communicate with you on the most basic level, you might as well be a wild jungle cat. Same difference. But, regardless, he smugly strutted her around like a prized pig…in his fucking samurai outfit. He even had his hair in a little ball.”

    I’m just gonna assume this is Kasm…lol

  4. I think the first pic says it all, but you didn’t really touch on it. I feel like many guys have some sort of ‘need’ to be a chic’s first and thus I guess ‘dominate’ them, and ‘show them what getting rammed is like’ etc.. classic guy shit. Asian girls look hella young.. guys get all weird bout it and are all into it. I remember I had this friend back in the day that only.. I mean ONLY looked at hentai (japanese cartoon porn..) nothing else.. um.. really? yeah.. ne ways. good post as usual block. It seems like your writing skillz have only gotten better, as well as your format. keep it up, and keep it realz. lol.

  5. As an Asian woman myself, I think this article is highly entertaining. Punk-ass, weak-ass men that think and act like this this aint no real man, but a fuckin pathetic-ass pig that needs to get the shit beat outta them and needs to get shot. Nobody is going to come up to me in person and start that derogatory shit, that’s going to be the last time and the last day they play that shit around me, Im going to make sure they get the shit beat outta them with help from non-asian guys that would love to teach these fucks a lesson.

    And if u didn’t like my comment, too fuckin bad. Go find yourself a small man to fuck

  6. Hahahaha one of the best things, I read in a while, good job my friend, comments were pretty efin funny as well….

  7. WTF are you smoking. Asian women have terribly short tempers and are mean as fuck. I know bc I have seven sisters who practically boss their hubby/boyfriend around much of the time. (yes we have a big family). Lmao.

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