Things that are wrong with the world vol. 16



Ok. Watch this (thanks to Apex for the link).
Just a warning, while it’s “safe for work” , it’s fucking disturbing.
http://www.vidiload.com/video/104385/Dynamic_Exercise_For_Babies__WTF/

I’m not 100% sure where this video is from (somewhere in eastern Europe) but it really doesn’t matter. This could easily be taking place on some hippie commune in northern California or way upstate New York. It would appear Hippie-ism has come full circle. From the most peaceful losers one earth, alllllllll the way to recording child abuse and putting on the internet. Now, of course, I realize this person’s intentions were not to kill her baby. She was more trying to create a human shake weight. After all, those pounds a new mom puts on after birth are tough to shake off. Why not skip boring, and lifeless free weights when you can pump iron with your newborn flesh and blood. The cool thing about it is, as you work out more, the baby gains weight so it’s like building your strength as it goes along. By the time he/she is five years old, not only will he have no cartilage in his shoulders, but you we be the buffest mom in the park. i mean, how much does a 5 year old weigh? That’s a good workout, yo.
But i digress.
This kind of shit speaks in volumes about the dangers of over hippie-fying your kids when you raise them. Sure, raise them to be peaceful. Raise them to be accepting. But sometimes hippies fall so deep into their own bullshit that it would appear they can no longer differentiate between right and wrong. I’d imagine that woman thinks this “baby workout” brings both you and your baby closer to each other and nature (I dunno where the nature part fits in but they always seem to find a way to fit that in there). It’s the same carefree attitude that makes some hippies appealing (eh…kinda) that makes shit like this exist. I realize we’re all held back by the stringent rules of child raising. “The man” set a pretty boring game plan with that one. You gotta feed him, change him, teach him shit, and try and mold this unrealized person into a functional adult. I know, super bummer, bro. But what if I , a hypothetical hippie dipshit, what’s to color outside the lines? I want my baby to walk a different path. I want him to only eat soy and wear pampers made of tree bark. I also want to use his undeveloped body as huge glow stick and rave with him.
So, yeah, hippies, just suck it up and realize you can’t put your dumb as spin on everything. something are the way they are for a reason.
Baby rule #1: Do not toss around the baby.

7 thoughts on “Things that are wrong with the world vol. 16

  1. My son would have puked all over me if I did that with him. I’ve actually seen videos where two hippies would throw their baby back and forth and play catch with it like it’s a fucking football. Of course they tried to make the case that this is somehow beneficial for the child’s development or something.

    I tried to find a video but couldn’t. I did however come across this:

  2. Muther-fuck-shit snatch damnit fuzzbawl hookers, what did i just watch? Ugghh, someone beat these parents like .. well, like i got beat for no reason(red headed step child syndrome), but they ‘d be getting beaten for a GOOD DAMN reason!

  3. Why do i have a strong feeling Richard Simmons’ parents did the same thing to him.

    BTW how was New Years? Is it true native new yorkers stay well away from the tourist infested NYE Times Square Ball drop?

    • I’ve never been anywhere near the ball dropping. Fuck that shit.
      My new years was awesome. I went to a bar with a bunch of friends and got wasted. It was simple and effective.

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