By now, you all know probably about Kreayshawn and her crap. But, fuck her. This ain’t about her. This is about her side kick. A certain little whiggerette named V-nasty. V-nasty is a member of Kreayshawn’s “White girl Mob”. A crew that is known for being both white and female (and a mob). For a month or two now, I’ve been fascinated by this weird little bay area gremlin. In an unusual way, she’s kind of adorable…then she opens her mouth.
Back in the day, I’d always come across white kids who were whigged out beyond human comprehension. Most of the time , it was an act , but every now and then, you’d come across one that was actually like that. Like, he grew up in the projects and that’s just how he talked and acted. He didn’t act “black”, he acted hood. It was a great case for the whole “nature versus nurture” argument. Now I’m not saying V-nasty is of this caliber. She could very well be the daughter of a Massage therapist and a musicologist. But what she does have that usually sets her apart from other whigz , is that she’s obviously kind of crazy…and very likely learning disabled. Basically, she’s all fucked up in the head. And if history has taught us anything it’s that crazy people are entertaining when they record music. ODB, Wesley Willis, R-Kelly, Daniel Johnston…The list goes on. While it doesn’t always mean they’re making good music, it’s at least a fun ride.
In the case of V-Nasty, she’s so over the top and long gone into her wiggardry, she’s basically retarded. While this is a bad look for the cause of white girl rappers (but, let’s be honest here, that cause isn’t exactly killing it much anyway), this is a great look for people who like laughing at the deranged. Being one of those people, I’m all for V-nasty.
Before we get into the videos, there are a few things you should know about V-nasty
1)She’s a huge fan of dropping N-bombs. While this is no doubt shocking to white people on the internet, I’m pretty sure we’ve all been around various white kids who spoke exactly like her. I’m not saying it’s okay, but let’s stop fronting like it’s some new shit that she created. Trying to rationalize it is pointless.
Dropping N-bombs: It’s what whigz do.
2)She recently got out of jail for “Armed Robbery”. I don’t know what her involvement was but it certainly added to her street cred, for the dipshits keeping track of bullshit like that.
3)She’s a lesbian? Kinda? Not really? The white girl mob all seem walk a thin line of sexual mystery. They all claim to be lez but they also talk about dudes. Perhaps they’re bi? Perhaps they’re just 19 year old who are full of shit? Who knows. She also has a kid to a dick got in there at some point.
Now that you know all that, let’s take a walk through the world of V-Nasty.
This video is a good introduction. we get to see the many sides of V-nasty. From the he confrontational “I’ll fight a man” side to the “Lemme bust a rap” side all the way to the strangely sweet and peaceful side of her jamming out with some hippie dude on a guitar.
“But what about her raps?” You may be asking…
The pan down to her standing on that fountain at :31 kills me. I dunno why. It just really captures how fucking awkward this little person is. She’s gangly and shapeless. Her arms are down to her knees and her cloths fit funny. Again, I find it adorable. Not in a sexual way but in a “Awwwww…” kinda way.
I’m by no means giving her rapping props, but ,I can’t front, there is something inherently watchable about these videos. Perhaps it’s the spectacle of it all. I dunno. It’s just one of those things I’ve found myself rewatching…and I’m not alone. I have at least 2 or 3 more friends who’ve admitted the same thing to me. To be honest, as far as white gangster rappers go, she’s not bad. Granted, she’s cornered the market on that sub genre, but whatever. I’d rather listen to her than Drake or Mac Miller. That’s not saying much, but still, her intrigue factor is off the charts. And by “Intrigue” I mean “Batshit crazy”.
Here she is making a very articulate argument for why she can say “nigga”
Hmm…she must have been on the debate team in high school. Apparently, being able to say “nigga” is dependent on what kind of life you’ve had. If we “walked in her shoes” we’d understand. Ooooookkkkaaaaaay.
For a rebuttal, peep this. It’s actually pretty awesome:
Here she is getting out of jail. LESSON LEARNED, yo!
It’s just craziness that this fucking person actually exists. The internet is a weird and wonderful place. Without it, we’d never know about this kinda shit. In fact, without the internet, V-nasty would just be another baby momma , chilling on the corner , picking fights with bums in Berkley. She probably wouldn’t even rap recreationally. Thank you internet for brightening my life with this half wit goon. I salute you.
Oh and , I know you wanna hear her mixtape: