This week, Alaska and I discuss olympic shit, how natalie portman became less attractive and shit happening on mars. See that above? I used to love H.E.R. (just kidding, I still love her, just less than before).
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Sweeping generalizations and unicorns
What (Jewish) guy growing up in the ’90s DIDN’T have a crush on Natalie? It all started with Mars Attacks! for me. Her last line in that movie: “You got a girlfriend?” Just too much…
She’s definitely fallen off the radar, usurped by her clit-tickling pal Mila Kunis and that other Boleyn girl, Scarlett Johansson. Nat still looks amazing though.