Dirt Nasty makes me wish I had Vine


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Man, I don’t have an I-phone. I got an Android. While this phone is perfectly fine and I actually prefer it (it’s got a flip out keyboard cause I hate typing on screens) there are a few downsides. One being that, for the time being, I don’t get to be on Vine. I feel like that shit was made for me. You mean to tell me I can make 7 second videos all day? And they can be ridiculous? I’ve often been known to curse new social networks as they come out , until I eventually join them 4 years after they’re no longer cool but this one? I’d be all over it if I could.
I heard about Vine a while back and didn’t really give it a second thought. In my eyes it would end up being instagram that moves. Meaning endless 7 second cat videos , clips of sunsets and people filming their food while it sits on the plate. It wasn’t until I happened upon these youtube clips that really opened my eyes to how awesome Vine can be. Those clips were a “best/worst of” Dirt nasty AKA Simon Rex. Now, I’m sure many of you out there got no love for him (I’m assuming cause rap nerds tend to hate on funny rap related shit) and, yes, he’s admittedly very low brow and childish but, goddamn did these clips get me rolling. Obviously, these clips will not be for everyone but, for the rest of you, YOU’RE WELCOME.



But it’s not just him…
Let’s not forget about Riff Raff’s Vine. A little more abstract but still entertaining…

This dude Chris Delia is pretty funny too

Obviously , there is so much more but I GUESS I’LL NEVER KNOW CAUSE I HAVe A FUCKING ANDROID!!! WHY!!!!!!!!
Just kidding. Save you “first world problems” retort. I’m sure it’ll be on there in no time. And when it is, prepare for the most pointless and questionably funny videos you’ve ever witnessed.

12 thoughts on “Dirt Nasty makes me wish I had Vine

  1. I am with you on the hating typing on a screen. I refuse to use a smartphone without one. I don’t know the whole minimizing of an already small screen fucks with me. Just like playing split screen video games it just throws my whole vision off for some reason.

  2. I switched to an Android after having an iPhone for years. BEFORE Vine came out. I love Android and I’m not switching back, but god damnit Vine is awesome. I still have my iPhone and use it occasionally, basically just for Vine. Though I’m not a huge fan of Riff Raff or Dirty Nasty, their Vines are hilarious. But a Blockhead Vine would change the game. Get your shit together, Android!

  3. there’s something like this called snapchat but it only lets you see the picture or video for a certain amount of time that you choose. pretty awesome

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