Rapping Basketball players: Who’s the best?


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1994 , to many, is the greatest year of rap music of all time. Some of our most beloved classics dropped that year, often on the same day. However, not everything that came out that year was a 5 star album. If you’re old like me, you might remember “Basketball’s best kept secret”. It was an album that featured current (at that time) NBA players such as Jason Kidd, Shaq, Gary Payton and a host of others, getting their rap on. I’m proud/ashamed to say I’ve now owned this album for 20 years. Not only that, I actually listened to it (then and now). Even by “basketball players rapping” standards it’s pretty bad. I think what leapt out at me the most about it was the heavy west coast bias of the production. That probably has to do with them not wanting to use many samples but , still, it always surprised me. Another thing that jumps out is that, while 90% of the songs have a positive/mellow air to them, my man J.R. Rider came through with a straight up gangster joint. Curses beeped an everything. I bring this album up cause I recently saw a video of New York Knick Shooting guard Iman Shumpert rapping. As always, I was ready to laugh at it but, you know what, he wasn’t THAT bad. I’m not sure if this is my brain adjusting for the curve of “Rapping basketball player” or if he actually isn’t terrible. Whatever it is, it got me thinking about the history of rapping basketball players. A few have made waves beyond just random videos and mixtapes .Shaq is probably the most “successful” as , not only did he drop multiple albums, I believe one of them went gold. Allen Iverson got a lot of heat for his shit talking raps and Kobe is Kobe. So, I wanted to pose the question to you , the reader, which Basketball player/rapper is the best…OF ALL TIME! I’ll give you the options, take a listen and then vote. I realize this is kinda like voting for “favorite place to get a paper cut” but I’m curious what the consensus will be. This is actually one of the rare times on this blog where I honestly don’t know myself so I can’t exactly try and lead you to an answer. So, here are the nominees. I’m sure I will forget a few decent ones but, gimmie some slack, I’m my own research team and I’m very lazy.
Okay…

1)Shaq

2)Allen Iverson

3)J.R Rider

4)Stephen Jackson

5)Dana Barros

6)Iman Shumpert (Shump comes in at 1:55)

7)Ron Artest/Metta World Peace

8)Cedric Ceballos

9)Kobe Bryant

10)Kevin Durant

Phew. That was tiring. For me, I’d say it’s between Shumpert, Stephen jackson and Iverson…but what do you think?

19 thoughts on “Rapping Basketball players: Who’s the best?

  1. I’m glad that I’m not the only one that still owns this album. I think I’ve owned it since right around 1994. The Chris Mills song I remember liking when I was that age… “C Mills on the mic, let me ignite, lyrical skills cuz I rhyme so tight!!” haha

    • That’s the point though. to pick the least wack. I actually think shump is decent enough. Like, if I heard him on a song , i wouldn’t be like “this guy raps like a basketball player”.

  2. Kobe was nice with his at one point, in a mid 90’s backpacker kind of way.

    He has the first verse on this.

  3. he took me from a boy to a man so Phil is my father/ cuz my biological didn’t bother (x2)

    with fathers day just around the corner this is a great song to think about your dad to
    then watch he got game for even more basketball father son moments

    • looooolllll. Cant believe he jacked those lines right out of They Reminisce over You and fucking got away with it.

  4. Forget where I heard it, but my vote is for Shaq since he’s “the most successful unsuccessful rapper of all time.”

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