Again? Listen…I’m gonna be honest. When I started doing these it was cause I was truly curious about the man. Opportunity reared it’s head and I went with it. But, at this point, what more is there to say about Riff Raff? I’m not seeking out the women he’s slept with cause, well, it’s been covered. Still, on occasion, I will get an unsolicited email from a young lady claiming she has been with the mysterious super star. I’m usually skeptical and ask for proof, once they send me something (a pic, a screen shot of a text, etc…) I then proceed. However, I’m done with this. You can stop sending me stories about Riff Raff. I think I know everything I need to know. That said, this young lady reached out to me with a different angle so I thought I’d share it. She felt that Riff Raff had gotten a bad rap. Fair enough. And, to be honest, she may be the first girl I interviewed who actually knows the guy. The rest were drunken one offs but this girl actually has hung out with him multiple times. She basically sent this to me to give an alternate to the other girls I’ve spoken with. It’s only fair to let her be heard. But, like I said earlier, this is the last one. This shit already feels invasive enough and, honestly, I bet Riff Raff is an okay dude who doesn’t deserve his shit on blast. That said, I would like to put out a call to anyone who’s hooked up with Stitches. I wanna hear your story. Oh god, do i ever wanna hear that story. If you’ve hooked up with Stitches, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org and let’s chat. But Riff raff? This is the last one.
Let’s check it out:
How did you meet Riff Raff?
At one of his concerts in early December backstage. My best friend and I met one of the owner’s of the venue that night and he let us in.
Were you attracted to him when you met him?
I was physically attracted to him because of his body (he’s super bulky and all muscle). Other than that, not at all.
Who was the aggressor?
Who was the aggressor, in terms of flirting and things escalating to a sexual level?
He was definitely the aggressor. My friend and I were hanging out backstage after the concert, not even talking to him, and he approached me and he pointed at me saying “I want you tonight.” We ended up going to his hotel with him and partying with him and his friends for the night. In the car on the way there, he put his arm around me and was really laying moves on me- whispering into my ear etc. When we arrived he led me straight to the bedroom. He wouldn’t keep his hands off me the rest of the night.
Is Riff Raff Charming?
There’s definitely something about him that keeps me coming back for more, but I haven’t figured out what it exactly is yet.
Was any part of sleeping with Riff Raff doing it because there’s something funny about being able to say you had sex with Riff Raff?
At first, yes. It was just another wild night spent with my best friend partying and we knew it would be a hilarious experience to have and story to tell someday.
Have you slept with other “famous” people before?
Kind of. Unfortunately, Riff Raff would be the most famous though.
Did he break out of character at any point? If so, when and how?
The first night I met him and partied with him, not at all. He was the exact person anyone would expect him to be. He was definitely trying to show off all night long. He was on drugs that night and alcohol was involved so that may’ve added to it. Our other encounters since then have been a lot different and I can say he has broke out of character. I’ve seen both sides of him now- the flashy-show off-rapper-party boy, and the gentle-caring-mellow-nicer version.
Riff raff recently has been working out and getting huge. Do you have any incite on this? Are you into it?
He works out all the time and he is really focusing on his body and health a lot more and he is starting to party a little less! I’m totally into it. Good for him for wanting to better his physical health. That is one thing we definitely bonded over- both loving our gym time and wanting to better our bodies. As for his diet, he doesn’t have one hahaha!
I feel as if most men are most honest and vulnerable post orgasm. Would you say this was true of Riff Raff?
I can say this is true, but definitely not the first time we were together. The first time we hooked up, we finished, and then washed up and went to go party some more. As we got to hanging out more, every time after we have hooked up its been more intimate. Yes, we have cuddled.
Were drugs and alcohol involved in your personal time with Riff Raff? if so, what?
Our first encounter involved a lot of alcohol and many drugs were floating around that night, but all that we did was coke. Every other time I’ve hung out with him since, we’ve either been sober or some alcohol was involved.
Did you enjoy sleeping with Riff Raff? Any regrets?
The first time it was just something fun to do. I did enjoy it, still have no idea why. Every time we hang out, I enjoy hooking up with him and being in his presence more. Still haven’t figured out why. There’s just something to him. No regrets though!
Would you do it again?
I’ve already done it with him a few times. I plan on us seeing each other again soon. No one knows what the future may hold though.
After it was all said and done, what is your take on RiffRaff, as a man? Good guy? Misunderstood genius? Retarded clown?
Surprisingly, he is a very smart man. His rap persona is all an act. He does it because he loves being goofy and having fun with his music. I give him a lot of credit because he is drawing in the fans and captivating people with all the craziness. Like any good entertainer, he has it figured out and he’s stacking up the cake $$$. He’s been nothing less than a gentleman to me. From what his friends have told me, he wasn’t always like this. He is truly trying to put tons of effort into his fitness and health, and trying to be a better person than he used to be and his friends are much happier for him now. I think he finally got his head on straight and has established goals for himself. All in all, he is a smart and good man.
And there you have it. He’s a good guy with feelings. He’s getting healthy. He’s capable of human emotion. He is not a cartoon. I feel as though this story finally reached a happy place. Best of luck to Riff Raff and thanks to this girl for sharing a different side of things with all of us.