You know, I spend a lot of time answering questions here. It’s not cause I’m self involved and want you guys to focus on me all the time, I swear. It’s cause I need content for this blog and getting people to contribute is a great way to generate that. But, now, I wanna know about you. Here’s a 20 question poll. The answers are all multiple choice and completely anonymous. They range from simple to somewhat personal. It should also be noted that you can choose more than one answer for these questions. I realize human beings aren’t black and white so hopefully that capability can fill in for any options I might overlook. So, please, indulge me and let me find out about you, the reader of this godforsaken blog. If nothing else, I can really pin point my readership after this. Please answer honestly cause jokey answers will just defeat the purpose of this all.
Phew…that was exhausting but I feel like I know you so much better now.
Phat Friend 
and you’re not getting a haircut eitherrrr
This made me feel mad unique.
Really disappointed you don’t have an option for “right now” in the masturbation section.
Shoulda had a backdoor man/side guy/girl option on the relationship question. I fuck alotta wives. I’m gonna get killed one day.
I wish all surveys were this awesome. You didn’t waste time getting into the butt stuff.
so u got a lot of straight, white male fans in major cities who will lick a butthole from time to time…cool!
I figured that was my demographic.
Blockhead the sociologist!
I clicked on ” I read phat friend occasionally.” Just kidding! I answered the whole survey honestly.
I’m a little disappointed that “I’m drunk right now” wasn’t an option for the alcohol question. Cuz… You know.
What are your answers?
I don’t take my own census report. THis ain’t about me, bro.
Fun! I Love questions about sex and drugs.
Lol the result of the overall votes are hilarious.
No Crack or Meth?
I guess Waylon Jennings goes under old music?
sure. or the option of a music genre not mentioned. I admittedly got lazy on that one cause there are , like, thousands of genres.
Hah, no problem man. Just wanted to rep classic country a little.