I hooked up with Riff Raff Vol. 6

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I swear to both god and satan alike, this was not my plan. When I first started interviewing girls who slept with Riff Raff, it was all about the sociology. i was curious about the man behind the man and a way to uncover that was to get insights you won’t find in interviews or youtube clips. That said, 5 volumes in and I feel as though I still only have a rough idea about the guy. From all accounts he seems like a normal guy. In the sense that he likes having sex with people. No shame in that at all.

So, the other day, I get an email from a girl who had seen previous installments who wanted to share her story with me. I just want that to be known cause I’m sure as hell not seeking these stories out anymore. Also, I always require proof of some sort cause I’m not trying to pander to trolls. Proof was given, questions were answered and here we are…once again.

How did you meet Riff Raff?
I met Jody at Vans Warped Tour in Atlanta on Thursday July 2. My friend and I went to see his set (which was awesome) at Aaron’s Lakewood amphitheater and then we went to his meet and greet a couple hours later and got our pictures taken with him. That was when we got friendly and exchanged phone numbers. Not long after we met, I got a text from him that said “It’s Jody” “Where ya at?”. My friend and I met up with his manager and he walked us to the Peach Panther tour bus where we hung out for the rest of the night.

Were you attracted to him when you met him?
I’ve been attracted to Riff Raff since I discovered him thanks to one of my old friends who actually looks a bit like him and actually dressed like him for Halloween before. I’m more drawn to him without the grills and braids (which is how he presented himself at Warped Tour that day), but either way I still think he’s a very attractive man.

Who was the aggressor , in terms of flirting and things escalating to a sexual level?
I think that I definitely made the first move: when I walked into the tent to meet him, I referred to him as my “neon daddy” and that’s when he asked me how old I am (18) and then proceeded to give me his phone number.

Is Riff Raff Charming?
I think that Jody was very charming and kind to me and my friend. We made good conversation and he wasn’t at all introverted or rude.

Was any part of sleeping with Riff Raff doing it because there’s something funny about being able to say you had sex with Riff Raff?
Most definitely. Especially afterwards, I didn’t expect to be so starstruck but as soon as we got off the bus to walk back to my car I almost lost it. It felt too much like a dream. I couldn’t believe I just had sex with Jody Highroller.
Have you slept with other “famous” people before?
Nope lol. Riff Raff is the first celebrity I’ve slept with.

Did he break out of character at any point? If so, when and how?
I feel like he was never really trying to play a character during the time I spent with him and his tour mates. He was very laid back and fairly (for lack of a better word) normal. It didn’t surprise me as much as I thought it would’ve, but I guess it helped me feel more comfortable around him.

Riff raff recently has been working out and getting huge. Do you have any incite on this? Are you into it?
He is definitely not as “swole” as people might think. I liked his figure actually. He has a pretty noticeable gut, but big arms so at least he’s proportional. And he was pretty decently sized down below as well

I feel as if most men are most honest and vulnerable post orgasm. Would you say this was true of Riff Raff?
I suppose, but like I said, he was pretty relaxed and laid back before. It’s not like we had like a heart to heart or anything intimate, but overall he’s a nice respectful guy and in my experience, he isn’t as freaky in the sheets and most would expect from such a character as Riff Raff.

Were drugs and alcohol involved in your personal time with Riff Raff? if so, what?
Not really. We ate Chickfila on the bus and there was Lemonade spiked with Vodka, but it wasn’t very good so I limited myself to only a little bit of that.

Did you enjoy sleeping with Riff Raff? Any regrets?
I enjoyed it very much actually. My experience isn’t as extensive as Jody’s, and he didn’t do anything I wasn’t comfortable with which was very sweet because he was more courteous than most of the “men” that live in my area. The only thing I regret was being too caught up in the moment to think about using protection, but since my encounter with Riff Raff, I’ve been tested for STD’s and I keep myself clean regularly anyways, so everything is all good.

Would you do it again?
If I was presented with the opportunity again, I probably wouldn’t pass it up. I had a lot of fun that day.

After it was all said and done, what is your take on Riff Raff, as a man? Good guy? Misunderstood genius? Retarded clown?
After spending only an evening with the man, I’ve gathered that he is a good guy with manners and he knows how to treat a lady, but all in all I still think he’s just a one night stand kind of guy. If I had the chance to get to know him better, I definitely would.

I Hooked up with riff Raff Vol. 5

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Again? Listen…I’m gonna be honest. When I started doing these it was cause I was truly curious about the man. Opportunity reared it’s head and I went with it. But, at this point, what more is there to say about Riff Raff? I’m not seeking out the women he’s slept with cause, well, it’s been covered. Still, on occasion, I will get an unsolicited email from a young lady claiming she has been with the mysterious super star. I’m usually skeptical and ask for proof, once they send me something (a pic, a screen shot of a text, etc…) I then proceed. However, I’m done with this. You can stop sending me stories about Riff Raff. I think I know everything I need to know. That said, this young lady reached out to me with a different angle so I thought I’d share it. She felt that Riff Raff had gotten a bad rap. Fair enough. And, to be honest, she may be the first girl I interviewed who actually knows the guy. The rest were drunken one offs but this girl actually has hung out with him multiple times. She basically sent this to me to give an alternate to the other girls I’ve spoken with. It’s only fair to let her be heard. But, like I said earlier, this is the last one. This shit already feels invasive enough and, honestly, I bet Riff Raff is an okay dude who doesn’t deserve his shit on blast. That said, I would like to put out a call to anyone who’s hooked up with Stitches. I wanna hear your story. Oh god, do i ever wanna hear that story. If you’ve hooked up with Stitches, email me at phatfriendblog@gmail.com and let’s chat. But Riff raff? This is the last one.
Let’s check it out:

How did you meet Riff Raff?
At one of his concerts in early December backstage. My best friend and I met one of the owner’s of the venue that night and he let us in.

Were you attracted to him when you met him?
I was physically attracted to him because of his body (he’s super bulky and all muscle). Other than that, not at all.

Who was the aggressor?
Who was the aggressor, in terms of flirting and things escalating to a sexual level?
He was definitely the aggressor. My friend and I were hanging out backstage after the concert, not even talking to him, and he approached me and he pointed at me saying “I want you tonight.” We ended up going to his hotel with him and partying with him and his friends for the night. In the car on the way there, he put his arm around me and was really laying moves on me- whispering into my ear etc. When we arrived he led me straight to the bedroom. He wouldn’t keep his hands off me the rest of the night.

Is Riff Raff Charming?
There’s definitely something about him that keeps me coming back for more, but I haven’t figured out what it exactly is yet.

Was any part of sleeping with Riff Raff doing it because there’s something funny about being able to say you had sex with Riff Raff?
At first, yes. It was just another wild night spent with my best friend partying and we knew it would be a hilarious experience to have and story to tell someday.

Have you slept with other “famous” people before?
Kind of. Unfortunately, Riff Raff would be the most famous though.

Did he break out of character at any point? If so, when and how?
The first night I met him and partied with him, not at all. He was the exact person anyone would expect him to be. He was definitely trying to show off all night long. He was on drugs that night and alcohol was involved so that may’ve added to it. Our other encounters since then have been a lot different and I can say he has broke out of character. I’ve seen both sides of him now- the flashy-show off-rapper-party boy, and the gentle-caring-mellow-nicer version.

Riff raff recently has been working out and getting huge. Do you have any incite on this? Are you into it?
He works out all the time and he is really focusing on his body and health a lot more and he is starting to party a little less! I’m totally into it. Good for him for wanting to better his physical health. That is one thing we definitely bonded over- both loving our gym time and wanting to better our bodies. As for his diet, he doesn’t have one hahaha!

I feel as if most men are most honest and vulnerable post orgasm. Would you say this was true of Riff Raff?
I can say this is true, but definitely not the first time we were together. The first time we hooked up, we finished, and then washed up and went to go party some more. As we got to hanging out more, every time after we have hooked up its been more intimate. Yes, we have cuddled.

Were drugs and alcohol involved in your personal time with Riff Raff? if so, what?
Our first encounter involved a lot of alcohol and many drugs were floating around that night, but all that we did was coke. Every other time I’ve hung out with him since, we’ve either been sober or some alcohol was involved.

Did you enjoy sleeping with Riff Raff? Any regrets?
The first time it was just something fun to do. I did enjoy it, still have no idea why. Every time we hang out, I enjoy hooking up with him and being in his presence more. Still haven’t figured out why. There’s just something to him. No regrets though!

Would you do it again?
I’ve already done it with him a few times. I plan on us seeing each other again soon. No one knows what the future may hold though.

After it was all said and done, what is your take on RiffRaff, as a man? Good guy? Misunderstood genius? Retarded clown?

Surprisingly, he is a very smart man. His rap persona is all an act. He does it because he loves being goofy and having fun with his music. I give him a lot of credit because he is drawing in the fans and captivating people with all the craziness. Like any good entertainer, he has it figured out and he’s stacking up the cake $$$. He’s been nothing less than a gentleman to me. From what his friends have told me, he wasn’t always like this. He is truly trying to put tons of effort into his fitness and health, and trying to be a better person than he used to be and his friends are much happier for him now. I think he finally got his head on straight and has established goals for himself. All in all, he is a smart and good man.

And there you have it. He’s a good guy with feelings. He’s getting healthy. He’s capable of human emotion. He is not a cartoon. I feel as though this story finally reached a happy place. Best of luck to Riff Raff and thanks to this girl for sharing a different side of things with all of us.

I hooked up with Riff Raff Vol. 4

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You know, I kinda thought we were done here. I assumed the moment had passed and the wonderment of Riff Raff had finally simmered down. Since we last checked, the enigmatic rapper has released his first real album, has probably been touring relentlessly and it’s most likely a wealthy man. All I know for sure is that his Vine is still pretty funny.
Anyway, I got an email from a young lady the other day telling me she had just slept with Riff Raff the prior night. It was my first unsolicited admission, as all the others were arranged through people I actually knew. I was a little suspect and asked her if there is any way she could prove this wasn’t fake. She understood and sent me a screen cap of their twitter DM’s and, well, good enough for me. And , after reading her synopsis of the night, I 100% believe her. If nothing else, Riff Raff has proven to be consistent.
So, here’s what she sent me:
Well I’d always wanted to meet him and when he followed me I figured it was my chance. He’s really odd but attractive in a way and so he ended up texting me and said “hey”. I said “what’s up?”. He asked where I was at and I said my house, and he didn’t reply after that. Well, me and my girl were drinking and I hadn’t texted him again in a couple days. I didn’t wanna come off as like a crazy fan and Annoy him, ya know? So, I texted him a topless picture. kinda forward ,I know. Not my proudest moment but tequila makes ya risky. So, he asked where I was at and if I also had a friend I was bringing and asked for our instagrams and then proceeded to give us his address. He was staying at the veer. It’s really nice and hard to find. Definitely expensive. Finally, we find the place and get in. I call him and hand the phone to the clerk ,who lets us up ,and we get to his room. I was pretty drunk but he was a very chill person. Seemed careful though. For instance, once me and my girl got in , I charged my phone but she asked if she could take a picture and he tripped out a little bit. He has to keep his stuff private , you know? He didn’t like her very much after that so she went to wait in the lobby with her friend and left me alone. It was all very quick and I sucked him up for a little and he used a condom. It didn’t last very long as far as I remember but he asked to cum on my face and I let him ,which I never do. lol. After I hopped in his shower real quick and he had somewhere to go maybe a club? And I left with my friend it wasn’t a very long visit he was very chill with me tho

So there you have it. I think the highlight for me is that he asked to see their instagrams. Smart man. Surely, a man who has had his share of unwanted surprises, when it comes to female guests. Also, the sexual description really cracked me up to. Just so direct. I don’t think I’ve ever heard a sexual tryst described like “I sucked him him up for a little and he used a condom”.
Anyway, I asked this girl to answer some more questions and she was kind enough to oblige.
Here those are:

Have you hooked up with other famous people?

No actually this was the first time

How quickly did he get into it once your friends left? was it assumed that it was on?

Yeah definitely after our texts and right away.

What made you let him cum in your face (cause you mentioned you don’t usually do that)? Just for the experience ,going with the flow or something else?

The experience mainly I thought it was pretty hilarious plus my really drunken state made me say yeah easier

What was the drug situation like that night, for both of you?

None for me and honestly as far as I know he could have been sober.

Is this the kinda experience you will tell future boyfriends about?

If they are the chill type I think it would be a cool story but definitely depends on the person.

Did you find him to be respectful or business like in how he went about the whole thing?

Both. he was really chill but we were both there for one thing

Would you do it again?

Yeah if he’s down

Would you ever date a guy like riff raff seriously?

No I don’t think so I’d honestly have to get to know him better but he’s really odd and way older

Do you consider his persona to be real or put on for the public?

Real lol

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