This week, alaska and I discuss Madmen, Jennifer lawrence and the bag of bones formally known as Madonna, who I shall from here on out call “The crypt keepers mother”.
This week, A to the Laska and I discuss Payton Manning, The Walking Dead and Heidi Klum.
I throw her name in there so I can justify the picture above. God damn….
This week, Timlaska and I urinate on college basketball, Sara Palin and Halle Berry.
Of these three, can you guess which one I WOULDN’T hate fuck?
This week , Tim and I discuss Snooki and the child in her body…as well as some political and sports related topics…but really…Snooki has a baby in her. I hope it likes Jager shots via pepperoni nipples.
It wouldn’t me a trending topics without discussing the most discussed of all topics right now…the stupid fucking Oscars. I watched it. Tim watched it. You probably saw some of it and we’re all worse people because of it.
This week, Tim and I discuss Linsanity (obviously) as well as my ex-girlfriend Jessica Beil settling down with Justin Timberlake as an attempt to win me back. Sorry Bitch! Not gonna happen!
This week, Time and I shit on the grammys. I mean, come on. Is there anything more worthy of being shit on than award shows? It’s a televised circle jerk for the richest and most spoiled people on the planet. Man, i wish i was that rich…
This week, Tim and I cover the superbowl. As you know, I’m not a football guy but I watched it and there’s easily enough dumb shit to talk about without even having to know what a 3rd down conversion is.
This week, Tim and I discuss all things not-Kardashaian. This includes wrestling, Demi Moore and Tim’s anger towards my indifference toward football.
This week, Tim and I discuss Ron Paul, Kate Beckinsale and Kim Kardashian…cause it wouldn’t be a week in news if that dumb whore didn’t get some shine.